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Irish Government to stick Santa for yet another Austerity Tax

In another bid to raise Austerity Taxes, this time seasonal, the Irish Government is looking at charging Santa for every time he crosses the Flight Paths over Dublin and Cork. Given that Santa's Business Itinerary takes in thousands of trips per...

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Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...

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Santa's coming to town

Funny story: Santa's coming to town

Furious upper-class families have blasted a Laurence Llewelyn-Ballsack giant 'Magical Inner Journey' grotto as it shut after one day amid claims Santa was a boozy, fornicating bastard, elves participated in a yuletide orgy and swore at sobbing kids!...

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Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.

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First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

Funny story: First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

Michelle Obama is to collect $2 per week from the housewives at the Martha's Vineyard trailer park where she spends her vacations with her husband Barack. The savings are to be paid out at Christmas. "I always do this to help pay for the close kn...

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9 Year Old Arrested For Faking Her Continued Belief In Santa Claus

Funny story: 9 Year Old Arrested For Faking Her Continued Belief In Santa Claus

Huntington, W.Va. - A local nine year old girl was arrested yesterday after her parents realized the girl had been faking her belief in Santa Claus as a ruse to get more Christmas presents, and to ensure that the presents she received were more fun.

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Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Funny story: Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Santa Claus admitted using Elves and Pixies with no N.I. numbers to an undercover reporter working for The Sunday Leftovers. 100,000 elves were freed by police and granted bail, pending an investigation by Immigration Control. Santa is thought by som...

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A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly has been in the news more in just the past few weeks than she has in her entire career. The FOX News talking head, as Vice-President Joe Biden dubbed her, has been criticized and in some cases praised for her outlandish...

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F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

Funny story: F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

As reported in this space a few days ago, NORAD - who tracks the progress of Santa Claus -- almost killed the white-bearded jolly man. Santa, his sleigh and reindeer were on a trial run over the North Pole when they were mistaken for an incoming mi...

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Santa forgets about Christmas!

Funny story: Santa forgets about Christmas!

Santa has forgotten to deliver his presents this year because his reindeer, Rudolph, went AWOL, so instead of hitching up his reserve reindeer called Reginald, he also went AWOL. Millions of crying kids waiting for Santa to appear with his sack of...

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Megyn Kelly Gets An Amazingly Astounding Offer From A Saudi Arabian Prince

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reader Megyn Kelly says that she has received more emails, text messages, and phone calls in just the past 48 hours than she has in the previous 12 months. Kelly was having lunch with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine...

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Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Funny story: Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Major events at North Pole, Inc. are driving speculation about stability at the company. Over the last week, the company has made layoff announcements, had visits from government and business leaders, and met with Sara Palin (see "Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus"). Last week, the stock price fell 8% on fears of that Santa Claus, CEO of North Pole, Inc, cannot do the belt-tightening needed to keep...

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Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

Funny story: Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

During an interview publicizing her Christmas book, Sara Palin discussed her trade mission to the North Pole, Inc.'s headquarters. She said, "I can see the reindeer barn from my backyard. Since the best part of Christmas is the gift giving, I wanted...

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The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

Funny story: The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Knicks have listened to the majority of their fans and they have decided to make a decision regarding a comment recently made by FOX News talking head Megyn Kelly. Kelly remarked on national television that Santa Claus...

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Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

Funny story: Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

SYRACUSE, New York - The upstate New York city of Syracuse, which is the birthplace of FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, has decided that due to Kelly's way out-of-line comments about the color of Santa Claus' skin it will be forced to take some action.

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Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

Funny story: Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly not content with her pervious controversial comments has now stated that she knows for a fact that half of Santa's elves are gay. The 43-year-old reporter was asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Fit...

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Walmart Removes All of Their Megyn Kelly Bobblehead Dolls From Their Shelves

Funny story: Walmart Removes All of Their Megyn Kelly Bobblehead Dolls From Their Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the largest retail chain in the entire world, has just made it known that it does not take kindly to anyone attacking the sanctity of Christmas or Santa Claus. Walmart spokeswoman Kimberley Silverlace stated that t...

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Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

Funny story: Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white. Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.

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Breaking news…

Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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