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Funny story: Sov Defies Vinnie In Corned Beef Wars

Sov Defies Vinnie In Corned Beef Wars

Tensions surfaced in the Big Brother House when Sov openly defied Vinnie Jones by opening a tin of corned beef, selfishly making herself a big doorstep sandwich which she later stated she didn't really want anyway. Vinnie Jones was really pissed o...

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Funny story: Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Police last night arrested Jack Tweed on suspicion of acts against public decency. HE was taken in by Snaresbrook Police in Essex following complaints from local residents and shopkeepers. The 22 year old widower of dead beached whale Jade 'Fat Cu...

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Funny story: Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Manufacturers of marmalade, jelly, and preserves feel that they have a large enough grievance against jelly bottlers to sue them for equal time. Dabney Rind or Smith's Marmalade Corporation, speaking for all of the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, issued...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-Faced Sandwich

Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-Faced Sandwich

NASHVILLE, TN - Unable to wait any longer to join the exclusive "co-star couples club," Miley Cyrus reportedly was spotted frisking Australian actor Liam Hemsworth shortly before the pair played full-contact tonsil hockey! Hemsworth jumped out of...

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Funny story: Oscar Mayer Dies a "Gyros" Death at 95 -- found dead in Sandwich meat locker

Oscar Mayer Dies a "Gyros" Death at 95 -- found dead in Sandwich meat locker

Los Angeles, California - "He'd always be in here harassing the customers by trying to get them to order a baloney sub sandwich. But they'd always refuse," said Paul Gonzales, franchise deli manager. "They'd tell to his face: 'Look mister,' they'd sa...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Removes Top

Britney Spears Removes Top

LOS ANGELES, CA - Linda Lovelace has been an assistant to Britney Spears for nearly three years, but says she never thought the day would come that she might get to experience something like this. "I know to some people it might not be that big a de...

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Funny story: Having Your Bread Buttered For You

Having Your Bread Buttered For You

People who prepare their own sandwiches from early childhood instead of relying on a pre-packed lunchbox from their parents or someone else preparing their sandwiches for them are more likely to be successful and positive in life than those who expec...

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Funny story: High Seas Tragedy as Subs Collide!

High Seas Tragedy as Subs Collide!

Aboard the Doo Sea Doo-An Itallian sub and a Turkey sub collided this morning in rough seas off the coast of California and while no lives were lost, the subs were considered a total lose. The subs were being tracked by the crew for hours before...

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Funny story: Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich

Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich

Police were called to the home of former 'comedian' Freddie Starr last night, after a diner at a Manchester delicatessen alleged that Mr Starr sat down uninvited at his table and stole his meal. Reg Bogg, 38, had gone to The Grease Ball Cafe in Le...

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Funny story: Prime Minister unveils new Department for Sandwiches

Prime Minister unveils new Department for Sandwiches

In an effort to waste even more taxpayers money, the Prime Minister today launched his new Department for Sandwiches. Headed by Secretary of State for Sandwiches, Ruth Kelly, supported by newly appointed Minister for Fillings John Prescott and Min...

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Funny story: Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds

Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds

A 95 year old Dundonian has slammed American company McDonalds for selling 'McJeelyPieces' in all of it's Scottish Outlets.

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Funny story: Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.

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Funny story: United Sandwich© Producers Alliance (USPA) Files Lawsuit Due To Product Defamation

United Sandwich© Producers Alliance (USPA) Files Lawsuit Due To Product Defamation

US and A - Defense lawyers are calling it a case of political correctness gone awry, but the USPA intends to file a class action lawsuit against anyone who has used the word "sandwich"© in vain during the previous ten years.

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Funny story: President Injured After Making Sandwich

President Injured After Making Sandwich

WASHINGTON - President Bush sought medical attention last night after attempting to prepare a midnight-snack for himself.

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Funny story: Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen

Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen

Golfer Monty Colingomerie is in trouble with the Professional Golfers Association (PGA) again and has been charged with 'ungentlemanly conduct' and 'behaviour likely to cause a fight'.

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Funny story: Hungry Bauer orders a sandwich

Hungry Bauer orders a sandwich

7:43:00 AM Jack Bauer's hands grip the wheel of the Escalade, white knuckles steering the way toward CTU. "The Mark Has Been Mad...

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Funny story: Subway Takes A Bath

Subway Takes A Bath

Well-known submarine sandwich joint Subway has blown over $3,000,000 on plans for new stores out to sea.

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