Showing:

Funny satire stories about San Francisco

Try another search?

Funny story: San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco could be the first city in the nation to pass a law making it illegal to skateboard within the city limits. A group of angry citizens led by Orville Lemonlund, 91, have petitioned the mayor to do something...

Read full story
Funny story: Rock and Roll Museum to Open West Coast Version

Rock and Roll Museum to Open West Coast Version

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - Officials from the Rock and Roll Museum in Cleveland, Ohio, have announced they will open a West Coast version in San Francisco next year. The decision was made after a particularly hard winter in Cleveland, when touris...

Read full story
Funny story: Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...

Read full story
Funny story: A Night in the Life of a Car Rental Guy at SFO

A Night in the Life of a Car Rental Guy at SFO

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - It was a great night for sleeping at SFO until a "thirty something" couple from Boston, Massachusetts threw a major fit at a low level car rental employee's kiosk at SFO at 2:00 in the morning. The sleepy car rental guy, who had unfortunately drawn the night shift, was unable to give the exhausted couple the white Nissan Altima they had reserved ahead of time from t...

Read full story
Funny story: A Bakery In San Francisco Charges Extra For Straight Marriage Wedding Cakes

A Bakery In San Francisco Charges Extra For Straight Marriage Wedding Cakes

SAN FRANCISCO - National Focus Magazine has just made it known that there is a bakery in San Francisco that is causing quite a stir. It appears that Skippy & Bippy's Sweet Bakery Shop has started charging straight customers more for their wedd...

Read full story
Funny story: Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...

Read full story
Funny story: San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

SAN FRANCISCO - A spokesperson representing the San Francisco City Council has just stated that effective immediately the local television station that had been carrying the cable hit show, Duck Dynasty has stated that they are dropping the show.

Read full story
Funny story: Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a recent study conducted at the University of San Francisco, researchers have determined that the consumption of human semen fights off diseases ranging from the common cold to cancer. Ralph Patterson, a freshman at USF...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

SAN FRANCISCO - Britney Spears performed before a sold out audience at The Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. After her second and final encore she told the audience that she wanted to make a little comment. Ms. Spears cleared her throat as the thousa...

Read full story
Funny story: San Francisco's Tax on Soda Met With Angry Protests

San Francisco's Tax on Soda Met With Angry Protests

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco has decided to try and do something about the growing number of overweight citizens. The city council plans on imposing a 2 cents per ounce tax on soda. Well needless to say that decision has met with a...

Read full story
Funny story: Kanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife

Kanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife

SAN FRANCISCO - After what seemed like an eternity, Kanye West has finally popped the M question to his baby mama Kim Kardashian. West, who showed that he may be lots of things but cheap isn't one of them, rented the AT&T Stadium for the Propo...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Swift Scoffs At The Lesbian Rumors Saying They're So Gay

Taylor Swift Scoffs At The Lesbian Rumors Saying They're So Gay

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift has said that she has pretty much been accused of many things, but up until now she has never been accused of being a lesbianite. The country singer giggled as she talked to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about t...

Read full story
Funny story: Pamela Anderson Concerned About Her Dwindling Sex Hormones

Pamela Anderson Concerned About Her Dwindling Sex Hormones

SAN FRANCISCO - Pamela Anderson flew into San Francisco to film a commercial for The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant. While in the City By The Bay she attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. Afterwards she spoke with Gazeb...

Read full story
Funny story: Giger gay bar to open in Castro District

Giger gay bar to open in Castro District

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - At the invitation of former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, her "good friend," artist H. R. Giger has agreed to license his artwork for use in another of his series of so-called "Giger Gay Bars." If the bar does well, Pelosi...

Read full story
Funny story: Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...

Read full story
Funny story: San Francisco to Open First LGBT SPCA

San Francisco to Open First LGBT SPCA

San Francisco, CA - now that the Presidential election is over and once again, Democrats will get another kick at the can, certain programs, such as the one proposed by the San Francisco Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transexual SPCA might stand a better...

Read full story
Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled to the City By The Bay to attend a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The sold out concert was held at The Veni, Vedi, Vici Coliseum. Afterwa...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more