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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs are showing that they are ready to go back to the NBA finals and tangle with the Miami Heat once again. Coach Gregg Popovich's silver and black team defeated the Utah Jazz by a score of 92-81. Tim Duncan and...

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Funny story: LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

CLEVELAND - LeBron James of the world champion Miami Heat was in town visiting some high school friends who told him back in grade school that he'd never make the pros. He was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette how things were goi...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley Are Interested In Buying The Miami Heat

Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley Are Interested In Buying The Miami Heat

MIAMI - Former NBA all-stars Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley flew into Miami to talk to the Miami Heat ownership. The Heat just won the 2012-2013 NBA Finals by defeating The San Antonio Spurs in a hard fought best four out of seven series tha...

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Funny story: President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama stood in the White House Rose Garden and told the assembled White House press corps, "Well boys and girls, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." He then informed them that he would be paying off the sports b...

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Funny story: Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

MIAMI - San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili sat in the Spurs locker room after losing game six in the NBA Finals, feeling dejected and looking like Wynonna Judd who had just seen someone take that last biscuit from the biscuit basket. Manu's tea...

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Funny story: LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and his lovely wife Vanessa were spotted having breakfast at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Redondo Beach. He was asked by The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba what he thought about the NBA Finals. Kobe...

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Funny story: Chris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded

Chris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded

SAN ANTONIO - Chris Bosh sat in his hotel room after getting stomped all over the place by the San Antonio Spurs 113-77 in game three of their best of seven NBA Finals. The dejected Heat player was eating an order of Chimichangas and watching reru...

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Funny story: Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Lost Game One To The San Antonio Spurs Because He and The Heat Were Tired

LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Lost Game One To The San Antonio Spurs Because He and The Heat Were Tired

MIAMI - American Civil War President Abraham Lincoln is credited with uttering the cliché 'Excuses are a dime a dozen.' Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno has said that he interviewed LeBron James after they were defeated by the San Anton...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...

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Funny story: LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

MIAMI - The Heat were beaten by the San Antonio Spurs in game one of the NBA Finals 92-88, and LeBron James is very upset with his teammates and Chris Bosh in particular. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine reports that he overheard Ja...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says That He Is Going To Start Acting Like Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says That He Is Going To Start Acting Like Kobe Bryant

MIAMI - It is no secret that there is no love lost between Miami Heat star LeBron James and Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant. The two are as different as two sides of a silver dollar except of course for the fact that both are black or African-...

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Funny story: President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals

President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that there has never been a U.S. president who was more into basketball than President Obama. And the president does love to make bets on all kinds of sporting events. He has said that since he doesn't go hunting...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...

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