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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

YUMA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio was named the Grand Marshal for Yuma's 49th Annual Gila Monster Parade. The self-proclaimed most famous sheriff in America rode on a saguaro cactus float along with Governor Jan Brewer and...

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Funny story: Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just issued her latest governor's directive which she feels will help to get her re-elected. The governor recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was interviewed by Larry King. King asked her how she felt...

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Funny story: Colorado Now Allows Gay and Lesbian Couples To Marry While Smoking Pot At Their Wedding

Colorado Now Allows Gay and Lesbian Couples To Marry While Smoking Pot At Their Wedding

DENVER - In an unprecedented move that no doubt will resonate with chants of 'How about us?' in the Left Coast state of California, the Colorado senate has just passed a law approving same sex-marriages. State spokesperson Sterling P. Tiggletucker...

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Funny story: Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...

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Funny story: Don't Ask/Do Tell: Chick-full-A You Know What Comes Home To Roost Again, And This Time It's Not Personal, Just Business As Unusual

Don't Ask/Do Tell: Chick-full-A You Know What Comes Home To Roost Again, And This Time It's Not Personal, Just Business As Unusual

Retrograde-fil-A-Hole, Ga. - More or less, mild and crazy cause why guy Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy publicly aired his anything but easily digested (to anyone with half a brain, and/or, perhaps, anything close to an overcooked 1/4 pounder, with cheese, and, of course, fries with that, otherwise lodged in their gullet, and/or, upon request, collectively sitting in someplace or thereabouts for m...

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Funny story: Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

In times past it would be called a sexual deviance, but today many people are worried that it will be yet another that gets labeled an "orientation". Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, metrosexual, and now autosexual? The sexual attraction to ones...

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Funny story: Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

BOSTON - The city of Boston is home to the NBA Celtics and the MLB Red Sox and now it is also home to the very first high-profile political same-sex marriage. Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick officiated at the marriage ceremony between Congres...

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