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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Sam Ronson to do Movie Based on Old Weird Socks Adult Underground Comics

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Sam Ronson to do Movie Based on Old Weird Socks Adult Underground Comics

This morning it was announced that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton will appear in an updated movie based upon the old 1960's underground comic, "Weird Socks", that came out in the 1960's. The idea isn't new as Stephen King once did a trilogy movie...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

Getting into trouble once again by stealing a bracelet and doing some more rehab seems to have really helped Lindsay Lohan this time. "She's like a new person", says her mother, Dina Lohan. "Maybe the tenth time is the charm. She acts so much more...

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Funny story: Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

Former Linsay Lohan partner, Samantha Ronson was spotted leaving the home of Christina Aguilera by the press after being tipped off by Christina's estranged husband, Jordan Bratman. "This is no place for our son to grow up. Those two were in there...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Marry Samantha Ronson Once Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman Is Final

Christina Aguilera To Marry Samantha Ronson Once Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman Is Final

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Disc jockey Samantha Ronson has publicly stated that she is happier than she has ever been and that she owes it all to her brand new girlfriend Christina Aguilera. Ronson, who is the ex-'boyfriend' of the extremely troubled Lindsa...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, she has been secretly da...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with The Gladiator Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on Martello Pellagrini's film The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell. The movie will star Samantha Ronso...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...

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Funny story: Inmate Lindsay "Lips of Love" Lohan (#362436) Has A Brand New Prison 'Boyfriend' - LaTunga "Da Daddy" Ferguson

Inmate Lindsay "Lips of Love" Lohan (#362436) Has A Brand New Prison 'Boyfriend' - LaTunga "Da Daddy" Ferguson

LOS ANGELES - The warden of The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women, Noah Westbunker, has verified the rumor that inmate Lindsay Lohan has in fact become the girlfriend of fellow inmate LaTunga "Da Daddy" Ferguson (#270193). Ferguson is imprisoned on c...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

LOS ANGELES - The LAPD working on tips from 139 different anonymous informants have reported that they have uncovered a semi-elaborate plot that would have had Lindsay Lohan escaping from The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. The female perps who ar...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

LOS ANGELES - The little lost and misunderstood girl of California, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Institute, whose official name is The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Prisoner #362426 showed up on time and had her...

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Funny story: The Samantha Ronson - Joan Rivers Feud Has Erupted Like An Icelandic Volcano

The Samantha Ronson - Joan Rivers Feud Has Erupted Like An Icelandic Volcano

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan's ex 'boyfriend' DJ Samantha Ronson has come to LiLo's defense. Former comedian Joan Rivers, who says she's only 97, but her birth certificate says she's actually 103, stated that Lohan is nothing but a Hollywood bra...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The little lost and found, lost and found girl, Lindsay Lohan may just have finally found what she has been looking for, for so many years. After going through a turbulent up and down relationship with DJ Samantha "Bow-Wow" Ronso...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship between lesbianites Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is on-again. An unnamed source says that she saw SamRon coming out of LiLo's Hollywood Hills house and all the way fro...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Says Lindsay Lohan's New BFF Is Jack Crack

Samantha Ronson Says Lindsay Lohan's New BFF Is Jack Crack

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson says she is afraid of where LiLo is headed. Ronson revealed that Lindsay has gotten to the point where she just does not care. Ronson said that LiLo's new BFF seems to be Jack Crack. She...

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