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Funny story: Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...

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Funny story: Fury as insiders allege 'Gorgon Brown's son to marry Samantha Cameron's daughter'

Fury as insiders allege 'Gorgon Brown's son to marry Samantha Cameron's daughter'

London - (Rioters): Royal Protection Racket cops sources said today the pair of seedy lookalikes had finally managed to pull it off. Prince William's doppelganger will wed Kate Middleton's body double after getting the nod from the Palace. Year...

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Funny story: Doc Martin Did Not Deliver The Cameron Baby

Doc Martin Did Not Deliver The Cameron Baby

Port Wenn, Cornwall - Local GP, Doctor Martin Ellingham today stiffly denied that he had officiated at the birth of the Cameron baby earlier this week as he addressed hordes of pressmen on the doorstep of his surgery. Doc Martin - as the locals ca...

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Funny story: Child Care Experts Consulted Over Clegg After Cameron Birth

Child Care Experts Consulted Over Clegg After Cameron Birth

Coalition Government chiefs have been consulting child behavioural experts since Samantha Cameron gave birth yesterday. They are concerned that with all the attention that's bound to be lavished on the new daughter, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Cleg...

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Funny story: David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

Prime Minister David Cameron has said he and his wife Samantha Cameron are "absolutely thrilled" that their fourth child, a Thatcher, has been born during their holiday in Truro. Conservative chiefs have been masterminding a secret eugenics progra...

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Funny story: Bookies' 5/1 odds on 'Cherie Cameron' as Sam Cam's Pisces Full Moon baby girl is born

Bookies' 5/1 odds on 'Cherie Cameron' as Sam Cam's Pisces Full Moon baby girl is born

Cornwall - (Reuterus): Samantha's waters broke shortly after 8am just as the waxing full moon made a conjunction with Neptune, mythical god of the seas. The Camerons, holidaying in rain deluged Cornwall, had to make a quick dash to Truro's Royal C...

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Funny story: Sam-Cam Says She Hates Nick Clegg Because He's Got Hairy Nostrils

Sam-Cam Says She Hates Nick Clegg Because He's Got Hairy Nostrils

In a snatched interview with Samantha Cameron, the Conservative Party Leader's wife explained - as she sat on her backside creosoting a fence - that she has nothing personal against Nick Clegg, but that she is surprised that the Lib-Dem leader manage...

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Funny story: Samantha Cameron Better In Bed Than Alan Titchmarsh says Miriam Clegg

Samantha Cameron Better In Bed Than Alan Titchmarsh says Miriam Clegg

London - (Larkspur): A filthy rumor on the internet has compared politicians' wives' erotic skills in the mixed herbacious flower beds. Samantha Cameron and Miriam Clegg have both been pollinated by legendary TV horticultural pundit Alan Titchmars...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg denies Sam Cam baby paternity

Nick Clegg denies Sam Cam baby paternity

London - (Lead-In-Yer-Pencil-Mate): Slipping easily into election pole position this week the Lib Dem leader brushed aside claims he might have given the Tory campaign a useful legover - er, leg up! - makeover. Clegg, 43, famously touted his mascu...

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Funny story: Burst condom non-dom Tory sperm donor hunted

Burst condom non-dom Tory sperm donor hunted

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Has the Tories' 'secret weapon' election script been ghost-written by an offshore domiciled tycoon who's just made a hefty donation from his burgeoning sperm bank? The Camerons are having none of it and were hog...

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Funny story: 'Dave's as mad as a hatter' says Sam Cam

'Dave's as mad as a hatter' says Sam Cam

London - (Rioters): "He even thinks he can be Prime Minister!" Mrs C explained today as the Tories wheeled out their secret election Top Gun. "So what if he's a dead ringer for Oswald Mosely? Plenty of men would sell their grandmas to be in his en...

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Funny story: Max Mosley begat Samantha Cameron?

Max Mosley begat Samantha Cameron?

London - (Class Act): "That gorgeous little Sweetie Pie? No way. We can't just keep blaming the squalid cold war Thatcherite/Queen Mother conspiracies for this latest Tory leadership freakshow," MI5 sources commented as Samantha celebrated her husban...

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