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Funny story: Sam Allardyce is Grandson of Al Capone

Sam Allardyce is Grandson of Al Capone

Shock hit the premiership today as the Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce revealed that his grandfather was in fact, famous mafia head Al Capone. "Yes, he was my grandad" confirmed Allardyce, "We visited him a few times when he was on Alcatraz, but t...

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Funny story: Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite. The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought sever...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce, the brilliantest Bolton Wanderers manager in recent history, is set for a shock return to the Reebok Stadium, after supporters besieged the club's website calling for the immediate sacking of ginger-haired failure, Gary Megson. Megs...

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Funny story: Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Experts claim Premiership newboys Hull City are the 'new Bolton Wanderers' and bear all the hallmarks of the Trotters, being physical, gritty, resilient, and prone to booting the ball forward rather than pass...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.

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Funny story: Caine throws Allardyce off car park

Caine throws Allardyce off car park

MICHAEL Caine has thrown "Big" Sam Allardyce off a multi-storey carpark in Newcastle to confirm the end of the former-Bolton boss's tenure at St James's Park.

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Funny story: Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.

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Funny story: Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

A pub in Dudley that was renamed in 2001 to honour the memory of one of the town's favourite sons, has finally been demolished, much to the chagrin of locals who have been "up in arms".

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Funny story: Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...

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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...

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