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Funny story: Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Opens Up About Her Recent Wardrobe Malfunction

Lady Gaga Opens Up About Her Recent Wardrobe Malfunction

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum where she received two standing ovations. The woman of many elaborate outfits and flamboyant costumes was interviewed backstage by Hollywood Innuendo repor...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Advises Everyone On Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Show The Utmost Respect For Victoria Gotti

Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Advises Everyone On Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Show The Utmost Respect For Victoria Gotti

NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice has kicked off and the first celeb to hear the Trumpster utter those dreaded words "You're fired!" was the stunningly gorgeous former model Cheryl Tiegs. Cheryl took it all in stride...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces The 18 Celebrities For Season Five of Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Announces The 18 Celebrities For Season Five of Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the man who has threatened to run for president at least seven times within the past six months has just announced the list of 18 celebrities who will be appearing on the next edition of his show Celebrity Apprentice. The...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

NEW YORK CITY - Russell Brand appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and was asked about how his marriage to Katy Perry is going. Brand giggled and said that things are great and that he is so happy that he finally decided to settle down with just one g...

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Funny story: Yucatan's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel Issues A Stern Warning To Topeka's Fanatical Westburro Atheist Church

Yucatan's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel Issues A Stern Warning To Topeka's Fanatical Westburro Atheist Church

COZUMEL, Mexico - The Cozumel Cha Cha Cha Times is reporting that the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel, which is based in Tulum, Yucatan, Mexico has just ended a three day seminar and convention in the resort town of Cozumel. Pablo Pedro Salsa De Fuego...

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Funny story: Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Plans To Track Down The 'Tracking Cookie' Kooks And Squash Them Like Crackers

Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Plans To Track Down The 'Tracking Cookie' Kooks And Squash Them Like Crackers

BROOKLYN - The head of the Brooklyn-based Goombalini Family, Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini was recently approached by a group of computer programmers from Detroit about a little problem they are having. The group headed by Gino Stashafini,...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Drops A Bombshell Regarding Four Of The New York Yankees

Heidi Montag Drops A Bombshell Regarding Four Of The New York Yankees

NEW YORK CITY - Heidi Montag was in New York City on a Christmas shopping trip. She told her cousin Mavis Frackenhaus that she had received a call from an unnamed New York Yankees player. Montag informed Mavis that the nameless player had asked to...

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Funny story: Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells The TSA - "You Toucha My Salami, I Feeda You To Da Fish"

Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells The TSA - "You Toucha My Salami, I Feeda You To Da Fish"

BROOKLYN - Underground syndicate boss Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini has made it very clear to the TSA that he is not going to be putting up with having his private parts caressed, groped, or even touched. Goombalini speaking on Good Morning...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That He'll Be Repaying The $3 Million He Borrowed From Sal "The Pizza Man" Goombalini Real Soon

Charles Barkley Says That He'll Be Repaying The $3 Million He Borrowed From Sal "The Pizza Man" Goombalini Real Soon

BROOKLYN - A man identified as Lazlo "Da Pow-Pow" Drackafini, told Charles Barkley that he seriously needs to start thinking about repaying the $3 million he borrowed from 'businessman' Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini, patriarch of the notorious...

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Funny story: Switzerland Thumbs Its Nose At America and Releases Roman Polanski - The U.S. Plans To Invade Switzerland

Switzerland Thumbs Its Nose At America and Releases Roman Polanski - The U.S. Plans To Invade Switzerland

ZURICH - Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf, which is Swiss for chickensh*t, has announced that she has decided not to extradite child molester Roman Polanski to America, and to grant him his full freedom instead. Widner-Chump stated t...

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Funny story: The Twilight Zone 2009 - The Case Of The Missing Spoof Writer

The Twilight Zone 2009 - The Case Of The Missing Spoof Writer

BURNHAM-ON-CROUCH, England - The head of the Internet Anonymous Writers Department, Sir Nigel Basil Chichester, no relation to the Chichester family of fish and chips fame, has just issued a formal directive. Sir Nigel said that it appears that th...

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