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Funny story: SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party. The First Minister stated : "Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can rea...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Triumphant Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been tipped to make his debut on the West End stage in a new production of "Alice In Wonderland". After seeing his party make major gains in the Scottish elections to such an extent that a...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been criticised for not doing more to tackle anti social behaviour during live coverage of first minister's questions on February 24th, 2011. Angry viewers from all over the country phoned in to the...

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Funny story: Scotland "Can't Afford Union"

Scotland "Can't Afford Union"

Scotland can no longer afford the union with the rest of the UK, according to Scottish Nationalist Party Finance Secretary John Swinney. He told the SNP conference in Perth that proposed UK government spending cuts could mean that the Scottish par...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

Scotland had it's own, very small and insignificant debate today. We cannot call it a leaders debate because Alex was the only leader taking part and the Tory was the only Tory MP in Scotland. So not much to choose from with him, is there? labour...

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Funny story: Alternative view: The Welsh National Party

Alternative view: The Welsh National Party

Sian LLoyd the TV weather girl came out in support of the Welsh National Party, Plaid Cymru yesterday in a bid to help them win a seat in Ceredigion that they have a good chance of winning. Sian will need to be careful as evidence shows that Demo...

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Funny story: The 'Other' Election Debate

The 'Other' Election Debate

The televised debate between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg may have grabbed all the news, but it wasn't the only election debate going on. Disgruntled with not being invited, Nick Griffin of the British National Party, Alex Salmond of...

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Funny story: The UK General Election explained

The UK General Election explained

What it isn't. It does not take place every four years in the middle of any month. It is planned but the PM keeps that a secret, even from the Queen. It occurs, when the incumbent Prime Minister decides he's had his chips or someone else decides f...

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Funny story: William Wolfe dies leaving Scotland still full of Sheep

William Wolfe dies leaving Scotland still full of Sheep

William Wolfe, the former leader of the Scottish National Party, has died aged 86 in a hospital in Hamilton. Mr Wolfe was leader of the SNP in 1974 when they won 11 seats despite no television coverage or equal representation in the media. Hard as...

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Funny story: BNP will have to be ENP eventually when SNP win

BNP will have to be ENP eventually when SNP win

The British National Party have been warned that they will probably have to change their name at some time in the future to The English National Party because if the Scottish National Party get enough votes they will declare independence for Scotland...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Kicked Out Of Scotland

Susan Boyle Kicked Out Of Scotland

Susan Boyle, the defeated Scottish singing sensation who lost out in Saturday's Britain's Got Talent competition to Diversity, a group of 'streetdancers', has been told she is no longer welcome north of the border, and has been given 7 days to leave...

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Funny story: SNP Want Spaceport

SNP Want Spaceport

The Scottish National Party, not universally renowned for its grasp on reality, and in thus keeping with tradition, have decided during their recent Parliamentary Christmas piss-up, that they want to have their own spaceport The party's Westminste...

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Funny story: Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

In a shock move today, the leader of the Scottish Labour party resigned after admitting to not fiddling the books.

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Funny story: Sean Connery to run as SNP candidate

Sean Connery to run as SNP candidate

Actor of note Sir Sean Connery is to run as a candidate for the Scottish National Party. He is a patriotic Scot and a supporter of Scottish devolution.

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Funny story: Blair: SNP are insurgents

Blair: SNP are insurgents

Tony Blair has hit out at the SNP, claiming they are "illegitimate and dangerous" after the Scottish party inflicted heavy losses on the government in the country's local elections.

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Funny story: Spoilt Ballot Paper Party (SBP) Sweeps Elections

Spoilt Ballot Paper Party (SBP) Sweeps Elections

With victory resounding across Great Britain today the Spoilt Ballot Paper Party ( SBP)claimed that the winds of change are sweeping over Britain. " This is a victory for the disconsolate, the undecided and the medically insane!" crowed SB...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil

Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Yesterday, Gordon Brown extorted the Scottish National Party, or SNP, for oil. He warned the SNP that if they took rights over their own oil, their £30 billion that Scotland receives every year from the Treasury.

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