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Funny story: Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali, the former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, has tonight been selected as the European team captain for the 2010 Ryder Cup event to be staged at the Celtic Manor Resort on the outskirts of Newport in South Wales. Ali, who was introd...

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Funny story: Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Beaten European Ryder Cup golfer Lee Westwood, complained bitterly today about the ungentlemanly conduct of the galleries at the Valhalla course, and described US team captain Paul Azinger as a "wanker". Westwood, from Sheffield, was speaking afte...

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Funny story: After Weekend of Madness, British Public Resumes Apathy Towards Golf

After Weekend of Madness, British Public Resumes Apathy Towards Golf

An entire nation woke groggily yesterday with the nagging guilty feeling that traditionally accompanies ill-judged over-indulgence. After sternly promising to be sensible, Great Britain lost it from around 5pm on Friday and proceeded to degenerat...

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Funny story: Bush to Invade Thailand - Tiger Seen As Curse on Ryder Cup Team

Bush to Invade Thailand - Tiger Seen As Curse on Ryder Cup Team

This morning in the White House kitchen, while having breakfast with his wife Barbara, President Bush declared war on Thailand saying that, "A curse on Tiger Woods is a curse on America, therefore we must act first before this curse becomes weapons o...

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Funny story: USA Ryder Cup captain picks Monty as wildcard

USA Ryder Cup captain picks Monty as wildcard

In a shock twist today, USA Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger picked Colin Montgomerie as a wild card for the USA team, after J.B Holmes pulled out because of toothache. Following his omission from the European wild card picks, Azinger revealed that...

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Funny story: Faldo: Non-English Ryder-cup players to pledge allegiance to the Queen

Faldo: Non-English Ryder-cup players to pledge allegiance to the Queen

Following the unsurprising omission of inform players in favour of the more flamboyant and typically more English players like Ian Poulter, Dr Bore (Nick Faldo) has announced the rest of his players must follow his strict rules and change over their...

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Funny story: Ian Botham In "Comeback On Three Fronts" Exclusive

Ian Botham In "Comeback On Three Fronts" Exclusive

Former England cricket captain Ian Botham is thought, today, to be one step nearer to making a sensational comeback to the international game.

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