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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs. The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woo...

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Funny story: Man United Fans Not Defecting To City Despite Giggs Scandal

Man United Fans Not Defecting To City Despite Giggs Scandal

A group of Manchester United fans held an emergency meeting this lunchtime in the bar at Stretford Sports Centre, with the objective of repudiating rumours that many are about to withdraw their support for the club, and defect to Manchester City, as...

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Funny story: Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

With the news that certain parts of Britain are to introduce hosepipe bans from tomorrow, with some parts being named 'Drought Areas' - a spokesman for North Wet Water has stated that Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs will not be affected. T...

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Funny story: Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated

Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated

People close to Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, reluctantly admitted that Giggsy is a socks addict, and urged him to seek treatment as a matter of urgency, before his addiction finally gets the better of him. Although never aired publicly...

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Funny story: Fuel Price Rises Blamed On Rooney And Giggs Hair Transplants

Fuel Price Rises Blamed On Rooney And Giggs Hair Transplants

Britain's leading energy suppliers have warned consumers to expect steep price increases from August this year, possibly by as much as 19% The energy providers have attributed the rises to Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, a situation being further exa...

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Funny story: Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season. In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...

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Funny story: Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Shamed Man Utd player Ryan Giggs is facing more criticism in the media after his second cousin's wife Rhondda Evans told a tabloid that she had been forced to undertake intensive counselling after realising that she was one of the few female relation...

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Funny story: Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

So, Ryan Giggs is a 'cheating dog'. Down boy! It is now reported that he had an affair with his wife's sister. How low can he stoop? Doing the dirty on his very own doorstep. Christmases and other family gatherings will NEVER be the same now th...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Ryan Giggs, Manchester United's publicity shy, midfield-maestro and all round legend, has been offered a lifeline out of Old Trafford, by none other than Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp. It is believed that Redknapp feels that now is the time for Giggs...

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Funny story: Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Troubled Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has assured fans of the Red Devils that he's totally focussed on Saturday night's Champions League Final against the mighty Barcelona. The Welsh internationalist was revealed earlier this week as having taken...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs May Be Pulled Off, Along With Chicharito

Ryan Giggs May Be Pulled Off, Along With Chicharito

Ahead of Manchester United's showcase Champions League Final against Barcelona at Wembley on Saturday, Old Trafford based sources have indicated that at some stage in the game, Ryan Giggs and Chicharito may well be pulled off. One insider said tha...

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Funny story: Another Celebrity Applies For Super Injunction

Another Celebrity Applies For Super Injunction

Hot on the heels of the Ryan Giggs Twitter/Super Injunction controversy, it has been reported in some circles that another British celebrity has applied for a Gagging Order. Its alleged that a high profile soap actress has made a formal request to...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Has Been Playing Away From Home

Ryan Giggs Has Been Playing Away From Home

Salford-based winger Ryan Giggs has been playing away from home, not just recently, but for a long time, it has been revealed. These revelations were vouchsafed to us by a source close to the team that Ryan Giggs plays for. This source - namely, a...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has hit back in the Super Injunction Row by revealing that it was Lib Dem MP John Hemming who named him in the House of Commons as the Premiership player who had taken out an injunction against the media revealing detail...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs: "I did score away from home once this season"

Ryan Giggs: "I did score away from home once this season"

Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs has hit back at critics by reminding them that in spite of his age he still manages to score occasionally. He says he is still very fit and although he is limited positionally, he has had no complaints about h...

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Funny story: Life sucks! Mr Justice Eady's authority detumesces as entire country says Up Yours

Life sucks! Mr Justice Eady's authority detumesces as entire country says Up Yours

London - A senior High Court libel judge who slapped down a red top application to un-gag a gagging order is tonight the laughing stock of the entire Royal Courts of Justice. Within an hour of Mr Justice Eady's rebuff of The Sun an MP outed the gi...

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Funny story: Giggsy's Been Playing Well This Season

Giggsy's Been Playing Well This Season

Distinguished Manchester United footballer, and Welsh international Ryan Giggs has played an outstanding season's football, a season culminating in yet another Premiership winner's medal, (Number 12) and a possible Champions League final appearance a...

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