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Funny story: Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show last week and he dropped a bombshell on the show's host. Rush told Gary that he found fellow Republican pundit Ann Coulter to be one hot lady. Limbaugh even mentioned to Bus...

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Funny story: President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party

Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh told Political Salad Bar Magazine that he is growing tired of hearing so many members of the GOP whining and complaining about their beloved political party. Limbaugh said that the latest crybaby is none other than Gl...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term. Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

HOLLYWOOD - Rush Limbaugh recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a bombshell on the host. Limbaugh was talking about female GOPers when talk got around to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter. Rush said that he cannot deny that...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Insists That Ann Coulter Is Not Pregnant With His Child

Rush Limbaugh Insists That Ann Coulter Is Not Pregnant With His Child

NEW YORK CITY - GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh took the silly looking 12-inch cigar out of his mouth and spoke with Mistletoe Bulova of The Drive Thru Window News Agency. He told Miss Bulova that he has no idea in hell where the rumor that...

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Funny story: NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - One of the largest telescope manufacturing companies in the United States has just developed what it says is the most powerful telescope ever made. The Southern Drawl Telescopic Company in Charlotte, North Carolina told...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Says Rush Limbaugh Is Crazy For Wanting To Eliminate NASA

Newt Gingrich Says Rush Limbaugh Is Crazy For Wanting To Eliminate NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former Speaker of The House Newt Gingrich is furious with his fellow Republican Rush Limbaugh and has called him crazy for his recent anti-NASA comments. In mid December Limbaugh was quoted as saying that the United States needs...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Robertson and some of his Duck Dynasty family members flew up to New York City to appear as guests on Rush Limbaugh's radio talk show. Rush told Phil that he was proud to make his acquaintance. Phil responded by saying that he...

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Funny story: Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Wants To Eliminate NASA

Rush Limbaugh Wants To Eliminate NASA

NEW YORK CITY - Well it appears that the political volcano known as Mount St. Limbaugh is starting to rumble again. GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has stated on his nationwide program that the United States needs to do away with the NASA p...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh blasts Pope Francis and the Jesus he rode in on

Rush Limbaugh blasts Pope Francis and the Jesus he rode in on

Responding to Pope Francis's warning that the "idolatry of money" leads to a "new tyranny," the conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh spoke on behalf of the demonic powers that govern the material world and that only genuine followers of Jesus can detect. Just seven or eight such followers currently reside in the United States and when they listen to Limbaugh speak on the radio they r...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter States She Doesn't Need A Man, But Quickly Adds That She Is Not A Lesbianite

Ann Coulter States She Doesn't Need A Man, But Quickly Adds That She Is Not A Lesbianite

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter had dinner with Tabitha Tula Wishywater a reporter with GOPicky Magazine. The GOP political maven was asked if she has any political aspirations. Coulter put down her fork, giggled, and said, "Oh no. I am a fantastic...

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Funny story: The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

ATLANTA - The Auburn Tigers defeated The Missouri Tigers in the Georgia Dome to capture The Southeastern Conference Title. In what was called an old-fashioned shootout by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine the Tigers of Auburn came ou...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is reportedly upset at a recent story he read in a supermarket tabloid. Limbaugh stated that as he was standing in the checkout line at a local grocery store he happened to notice the...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Announces What He's Getting Everyone On His Christmas List

Rush Limbaugh Announces What He's Getting Everyone On His Christmas List

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh may look like Jolly Old Saint Nick but don't let the big old beer gut fool ya, deep down inside he is more like Ebenezer Scrooge. At least that is what his wife recently told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show when she...

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Funny story: President Obama Will Send $20 Million Worth of Food Stamps To The Citizens of Syria

President Obama Will Send $20 Million Worth of Food Stamps To The Citizens of Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has said that he has an obligation to do something to help the people of Syria because the entire world has turned their backs on them. But now it seems that Obama is starting to feel a little like Johnny Depp in...

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