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Funny story: Adebayor Clan running riot

Adebayor Clan running riot

In a strange and almost noble gesture Emmanuel Adebayor's brother has tonight attempted to cause even more controversy during a single football match and take some of the heat off the Manchester City striker. Colin Adebayor, 19, currently on loan...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers in new drug enhancement suspicion

Dwain Chambers in new drug enhancement suspicion

Disgraced sprinter Dwain Chambers was at the centre of a storm when it was revealed he had been caught speeding. "It wasn't the fact he was 10 miles an hour over the 30 mph limit that aroused suspicion, it was the fact he was on foot at the time."...

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Funny story: Local Man Actually Gives 110%

Local Man Actually Gives 110%

Local sales representative John Brewster was witnessed, by his daughter, giving an extra 10% on top of the already 100% that he had just given. Brewster was washing his car this morning like usual when he had given it his all. "I just had nothi...

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Funny story: Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

London - Advertising executive and fitness buff Brock Bifford was suprised this week when he managed to outpace his shadow while running up his usual seventeen flights of stairs to work. "Well usually its pretty well neck-and-neck you know. I reck...

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Funny story: Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.

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Funny story: Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Here's a scary question that can rip apart the entire Presidential electoral process in less than a minute: What if an elderly man or woman running for U.S. President suddenly dies or falls seriously ill during the final election process?...

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Funny story: Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.

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Funny story: The Perfect Running Mate

The Perfect Running Mate

In the presidential race, it will become very important for both the Democratic and Republican nominees to choose the right Vice Presidential running mate, who can compliment their abilities and can add to their campaign strategies. Here are some possible choices for either party's consideration:...

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Funny story: London Marathon granted shit and piss license

London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.

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Funny story: Belated but Accurate

Belated but Accurate

Mass Media, disseminating misinformation, is in deep mess, but still up and running. As a result, the whole world has lost contact with environment and turned into a cat without whiskers.

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Funny story: Bailey goes for gold - Carbon assisted, this time.

Bailey goes for gold - Carbon assisted, this time.

Donovan Bailey, billed as the World's fastest man, has found a way to go even faster than the 27.1mph he has been clocked at.

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Funny story: Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

A top doctor has issued a stark warning to keep-fit fanatics, claiming that all exercise is dangerous, and too much of it could prove fatal.

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Funny story: Water Presents Danger to Small Children

Water Presents Danger to Small Children

I was walking through Leicester recently and happened upon a water fountain in a square near Granby Street and what a good job I did. A sign placed on the fountain rim read: Water Presents DANGER to small Children. The surrounding area was a scene of complete carnage- kids running around all over the shop with 90% burns on account of them having messed with a deadly nerve agent known as: 'wate...

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Funny story: Vin Diesel tricked into running for president in 2008

Vin Diesel tricked into running for president in 2008

A website urging Vin Diesel to run for president, purportedly set up as a joke, has unintendedly caused the action star to take up the challenge.

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Funny story: Andy Rooney goes on tirade, plug pulled on segment-- network narrowly avoids millions in FCC fines

Andy Rooney goes on tirade, plug pulled on segment-- network narrowly avoids millions in FCC fines

Andy Rooney, famous for his short commentaries that appear at the end of the long running "60 Minutes" program on CBS, has been fired after launching into what can only be described as a controversial and obcene tirade.

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Funny story: Limping home - again!

Limping home - again!

For whatever reason, I let myself be talked into doing something pretty silly last night. Honcho, one of Giddy's men, challenged me to a Wood Run. Out here, that means putting on boots, protective clothing and a blindfold and then running as fast as you can through some thick woods. You can do a Wood Run alone if you like (and I sometimes do), but usually it is more of a race and there are a...

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Funny story: Childhood heroes

Childhood heroes

Sebastian Coe was one of my childhood heroes. The middle distance runner, who, along with the two Steve's Ovett and Cram, formed a mighty triumvirate that dominated middle distance running throughout the 1980s, and lo, into the 90s. Sebastian Coe, it is said, trained so hard that his heart grew to twice the size of most mortals. This massive heart was only one of the weapons in his arsenal...

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