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Funny story: Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Rochdale Hornets yesterday were in chaos following news that they may be entering their second administration in as many years. It is not the money side of it the club are worried about though, its what they should call themselves once they have...

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Funny story: Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways. Thirty year old Brook said that she has never been with a man who...

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Funny story: Jabulani ball axed, rugby ball in

Jabulani ball axed, rugby ball in

The much talked about Jabulani ball is to be replaced in the final officials have now confirmed at Soccer City, Johannesburg. The ball which has caused much controversy will be replaced by a rugby ball on July 11th. The move comes after much disc...

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Funny story: Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Due to severe over-crowding and increasing complaints of fishy smells and rude behaviour, Wetwang Parish Council are threatening to close down the annual rugby sevens tournament. The Wetwang Sevens (referred to as the Fish Shop Next to Black Swan...

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Funny story: Official - American Football Is For Pussies

Official - American Football Is For Pussies

(Defecated News) Having deliberated over the last two years, IOC chiefs have rejected the USA's request to consider American 'Football' as a sport worthy of being in the Olympics. Sergio Buttokini, President of the IOC summarised the findings in...

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Funny story: British Lions Rugby Player Gets Nutsack Ripped Off By South African

British Lions Rugby Player Gets Nutsack Ripped Off By South African

There was absolute mayhem here following the latest rugby match between South Africa and the British Lions. The British Lions, a team comprised of cauliflower eared egg chasers from England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, who by valiant tradition re...

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Funny story: Lion's Edward's: Is Rugby about Anal Penetration?

Lion's Edward's: Is Rugby about Anal Penetration?

When South African Springboks flanker, Schalk Burger got involved with the flanks of Lion's wing Luke Fitzgerald, rugby lovers across the world raised the question of just how much anal penetration should be permitted in the rough asnd tumble of the...

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Funny story: Munster's Alan Quinlan to Wrestle Mexican Lucha Libre During Rugby Suspension

Munster's Alan Quinlan to Wrestle Mexican Lucha Libre During Rugby Suspension

Alan Quinlan nearl;y gouged out the eye of an opponent in the Hindquarters Cup of World Rugby and the Cup officials gave him a suspension. The World Wrestling federation and the mexican Lucha Libre League gace him top dollar offers. WWF scout an...

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Funny story: British Lions announce South Africa tour squad

British Lions announce South Africa tour squad

Today, the British Rugby Association announced the squad which will face South Africa later in the summer. There was a number of surprises within the squad however. Causing a number of eyebrows to be raised was the inclusion of both Barry and...

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Funny story: International rugby teams for the Hong Kong 6 nations five-a-sides tournament announced

International rugby teams for the Hong Kong 6 nations five-a-sides tournament announced

The prestigious international Hong Kong five-a-side rugby tournament starts next month, and here are the teams taking part: Scotland: Alastair MacKenzie, Sean Newzealander, John McEnglish, John Evans, Shane O'Brisbane Ireland: Kevin O'Leary, Michael McDonald, Tom Smith, Seamus Hughes, Patrick Vladivostock England: John Accrington, Steven DiMaggio, Michael Mgbeme, Tonga O'Wu, Mick McGiggs...

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Funny story: Scrums to be scrapped by the RFU

Scrums to be scrapped by the RFU

A revolution is underway at Twickenham. News is seeping out of the home of Rugby this morning that the powers that be are ready to make the biggest rule change in the Sport since the practice of 'squeezing your opponents balls' was banned 2 years ago...

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Funny story: Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

The Italian Rugby Football Union, has announced a 30 man squad of completely GAY players for the start of this weekend's Six Nations Championship against England, throwing the tournament into disarray. Bernie Bollocki, Head of the Federation said...

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Funny story: England Star Stevens in Drugs Shock

England Star Stevens in Drugs Shock

England and Bath prop-forward Matt Stevens has been suspended from both club and country duties following his failure of a drugs test. Stevens, 26, failed a test during Bath's Heineken Cup match with Glasgow. He has admitted taking 'a prohibited s...

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Funny story: "Superbowl for Dummies" released throughout the World

"Superbowl for Dummies" released throughout the World

Twickenham - The World Final Super Bowl XLIII Tickets (Raymond Jones Stadium, Tampa, Fl. - Feb. 1, 2009) are not selling well outside the US. So publishers Blume & Bialistock have decided to issue a simple explanation of the game for those who "d...

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Funny story: Celebrity TV? Keep it real, says Carling

Celebrity TV? Keep it real, says Carling

Former England rugby captain Will Carling has today blasted the comings and goings on the current crop of game shows. "The judging and comments by the so-called experts show they are out of touch with reality. I bet they wear blazers and live in Twic...

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Funny story: All Blacks To Field Womens Team Against England

All Blacks To Field Womens Team Against England

New Zealand Assistant Coach Wayne Smith has admitted that they will be fielding the popular 'Black Ferns', the female version of the All Blacks team at Twickenham on Saturday. "The English team is said to be playing like girls at the moment so it'...

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Funny story: Careless Carling Broke Our Haka

Careless Carling Broke Our Haka

The New Zealand public have declared war on ex England rugby captain Will Carling after his disastrous appearance on last night's 'A Question Of Sport', during which he caused a permanent fissure in the hundred year old 'kama te' haka. The evening...

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