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Funny story: Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Westminster, LONDON: For years, Oliver Letwin, the Conservative MP has been hiding a secret. Many have known about it, but have not been able to disclose the details. Some have tried, but these details have been binned in public parks all over Lon...

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Funny story: New Filing System Shock

New Filing System Shock

Revealed today has been the new filing system used by Cabinet Ministers to deal with their correspondence. In future all documents are to be filed in dustbins marked RUBBISH. This is to economise on space in Minister's heads and to deal with cons...

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Funny story: Pickles Finds Kitten in Dustbin

Pickles Finds Kitten in Dustbin

Government Minister Eric Pickles has found his wife's boy friend's Kitten in a dustbin in Leeds. This has led him to decide to introduce weekly bin collections in an effort the transform the Tory Image and to find more stranded kittens. 'At one bl...

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Funny story: Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Many of Britain's local councils are reporting a significant reduction in the amount of rubbish being taken to the official tips. The government was at first delighted with the news thinking the reason was simply because the general public were b...

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Funny story: Waste collections to be based around lunar cycle

Waste collections to be based around lunar cycle

The government has admitted it is powerless to prevent councils from basing their refuse collections around the lunar cycle, despite earlier promises suggesting weekly collections would remain in place for the foreseeable future. Communities secre...

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Funny story: Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

According to this week's Nealson Ratings for cable television, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards were beaten out by a live feed of someone's garbage disposal in Griffin, Ga. It seems that the popular movie awards show lacked the star power that it usually ha...

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Funny story: What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins. What the hell is the country coming to? I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc. Back when I lived...

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Funny story: Local Man Puts Out Bins On Wrong Night - Wife Complains

Local Man Puts Out Bins On Wrong Night - Wife Complains

Local man, Terry Gorman, of Sandwich Street, Norwich, has admitted to accidentally putting the bins out on the wrong day. Terry explains: "Our bins are usually put out on a Wednesday night, for collection on a Thursday morning, but for some reason...

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Funny story: Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

The city of Manchester rumour mill clicked into overdrive today after it was revealed that an empty skip has been discovered behind the Stretford End of Manchester United's famous Old Trafford stadium. Curious journalists bombarded the club's swit...

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Funny story: Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Glasgow has seen the appearance of strange animal, found in a dustbin in the Suckashell district. It is a cross between a lizard and a mouse and is thought to one of the famous missing links. Mrs Maureen McTavish, known for her disappearing cat, f...

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Funny story: Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...

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Funny story: Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

The BBC reports that a man was trapped for several hours. It is not clear how the man ended up in the wagon but the incident has now been passed to Merseyside Police. Despite the headline Police are keen to point out that it wasn't actually a Refu...

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Funny story: Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...

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Funny story: Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books' being recovered. They say the p...

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Funny story: 'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...

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Funny story: UN award India with "World's Hugest Public Rubbish Tip" prize!

UN award India with "World's Hugest Public Rubbish Tip" prize!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: The UN have awarded one of the world's most prestigious prizes back to India for the 5th time, a record. The prize they received was the title of "The World's Hugest Rubbish Tip", which they have proudly held fo...

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Funny story: Dumpster Divers Praise Bountiful Harvest

Dumpster Divers Praise Bountiful Harvest

Yesterday in America the day of Thanksgiving was observed, families, friends and workmates all gathered to give their heartfelt appreciation for all they are fortunate enough to have received. People gather together and celebrate in the tradition...

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