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Funny story: Royal Wedding merchandise floods eBay

Royal Wedding merchandise floods eBay

Large handled mugs, mismatched saucers, too small plates, celebratory foot muffs and Wills and Kate wigs are just some of the items that have been appearing on eBay over recent weeks. All of the items have one thing in common, they are Royal Wedding...

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Funny story: Missing millions explained: the Blairs paid Kate Middleton's £££s dowry

Missing millions explained: the Blairs paid Kate Middleton's £££s dowry

London - Documents seen by the usual sources show Little Miss Bigamist's bride price matches the mystery £8 million 'admin fees' charged by Tony Blair's WindBush Ventures Corp. The dosh was demanded by Queen Elizabeth when she found out Kate Middl...

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Funny story: 'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

London - 'The Corporation's been airbrushing people's perceptions for decades so tonight's revelation isn't such a big deal' was the gist of a PR statement issued tonight. News of the latest bit of Beeb quackery comes amid reports that 'it all sta...

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Funny story: 'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding. Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton 'a dead ringer for France's Ségolène Royal'

Pippa Middleton 'a dead ringer for France's Ségolène Royal'

Paris - 'Take away the botox jabs, the cheek fillers and contour-plumpers and what do you get?' a Paris Snatch editorial asked today as rumors continued to fly about the controversial 58 year-old French politician. 'She may not have Pippa's slende...

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Funny story: Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'

Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'

Scotland - Their tin-foil linings aren't always visible to paparazzi lenses because of Palace deals aimed at stopping the Queen's relatives looking stoopid. But yesterday's Edinburgh turnout saw a new outbreak of daft UFO-shaped fascinators as Hou...

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Funny story: 'Trashy' Zara in fake tan riddle

'Trashy' Zara in fake tan riddle

Edinburgh - Z-Listers' sartorial frock-horror plummeted new depths on Friday as Zara Phillips took centre stage in an asymmetrical fake tan and mini-dress combo. The one-shouldered tie-dye gown was casually draped over a part-tanned torso revealin...

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Funny story: Zara Philips' Wedding Dress Designer Announced

Zara Philips' Wedding Dress Designer Announced

Zara Philips' wedding dress designer has been announced and the revelation will come as a shock to some because the dress has been made by a current outcast from the fashion world. That outcast is John Galliano and he is said to have told fri...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Latest

Royal Wedding Latest

The latest news on Scotland's first Royal Wedding in nearly 20 years is that the ceremony, in which Zara Phillips - Princess Anne's daughter - is to tie the knot with England rugby star Mike Tindall at the Canongate Kirk on the Royal Mile, is still t...

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Funny story: 'Queen's date with karma' astrologers warn Zara ahead of Saturday's royal nuptials

'Queen's date with karma' astrologers warn Zara ahead of Saturday's royal nuptials

Edinburgh - The brilliant Sun/Moon/Venus conjunction in Leo is hardly enough to stave off karma Scots star gazers told Zara Phillips today. The Zodiac sign of kings' triple-whammy celestial fireworks have all the hallmarks of a bolt from the blue...

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Funny story: Mike Tindall's future mother-in-law must 'butt out' Zara Phillips says. It's only a nose.

Mike Tindall's future mother-in-law must 'butt out' Zara Phillips says. It's only a nose.

Zara Phillips has asked her mother, Princess Anne to stop talking about Mike's nose. Apparently Zara likes it just the way it is. It has been hinted by some Royals that Mike should have his nose 'corrected' surgically, before the upcoming nuptua...

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Funny story: 'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'

'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'

London - It's the clearest indication yet that horrid Bill Clinton/Cherie Blair doppelganger Kate Middleton could be flung in the Tower and summarily decapitated for treason. The bigamous wife of a senior Tory cabinet minister, Middleton seemed ob...

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Funny story: Hacks suspected Queen knew 'Kate was already married'

Hacks suspected Queen knew 'Kate was already married'

London - A video published on the Royal YouBoob! channel shows the Queen 'giving away' grand-daughter Kate in a 2000 Hellfire Club Chapel wedding ceremony. The groom's full-face ID is a bit obscure 'but looks awfully similar' to one of David Camer...

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Funny story: Kate & Wills 'royal wedding script' found in NOTW skip

Kate & Wills 'royal wedding script' found in NOTW skip

London - Hundreds of pages of the minutely choreographed script 'dated circa 2001' have been retrieved from a Wapping skip. "It's either the most prescient example of clairvoyant journalism," ex-Daily Smearer reporter Dave Hacker said, "or a cynic...

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Funny story: Prince Charles 'tried to escape three times' before wedding to Camilla: reports

Prince Charles 'tried to escape three times' before wedding to Camilla: reports

London - His daughter Princess Charlene of Monaco may have picked up a congenital disposition to flee her nuptials, worried genealogists said today. Fans of Charles reckon he had to be sedated and had his passport confiscated - three times, no les...

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Funny story: Shock horror on wedding night

Shock horror on wedding night

Direct from our weeki leeks royal correspondent comes the startling news of the virgin prince's shocking surprise when he dropped his hand on common Kate for the first time after the wedding and came up with a fistful of raw meat. The truth is she...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Honeymoon Suite Needed Bed Replacement for Obama's Visit

Buckingham Palace Honeymoon Suite Needed Bed Replacement for Obama's Visit

Adding just a touch of embarrassment to President Obama's visit to Buckingham Palace, the visiting Presidential couple was made to wait before retiring for the evening, while the bed frame was replaced in what had been the Honeymoon Suite for William...

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