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Funny story: UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Following last year's swingeing cuts to the Royal Navy fleet, the UK government has announced arrangements which will allow Britain and France to share the only aircraft carrier owned by a western European nation. At present, the French carrier is...

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Funny story: India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

British Prime Minister Dave Cameron stood behind his country's recent 'good will' gift payment of $67 Billion to India despite recent revelations the country used the money to buy Russian Toilets for it's fledgling space program, put a down payment...

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Funny story: "Moondogg" Rap 'Sea Cruise' Soars to Number One on Charts as Sub Horror Unfolds in UK!

"Moondogg" Rap 'Sea Cruise' Soars to Number One on Charts as Sub Horror Unfolds in UK!

An obscure 'rapper' serving on Britain's star crossed Atomic Submarine HMS Astute (sic), finally got the fame he was looking for after shooting two crew mates during a 'meet and greet' photo op in Southampton! During the fast moving investigation...

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Funny story: Pompey & Plymouth Blunt Steel City Boys

Pompey & Plymouth Blunt Steel City Boys

"Hipray! Hipray! Hipray!" The cheers rang out from the two great naval dockyards after a double victory over the Blades and the Owls. In a fixture list twist, struggling Sheffield Utd travelled to a resurgent Portsmouth while Plymouth, in financia...

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Funny story: On Second Thought: Defense Ministry Declines to Commission HMS Astute saying "It's more important to fund free Education than War Mongering!"

On Second Thought: Defense Ministry Declines to Commission HMS Astute saying "It's more important to fund free Education than War Mongering!"

The Ministry of Defense today said the reason they recently made the captain of the ill fated Billion Dollar Sub HMS Astute redundant after he recently ran it aground on a mud bank, was that the ill named ASTUTE was no longer needed after a commitmen...

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Funny story: Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal

Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal

It was almost more than the great royal heart could stand - not only was she bidding farewell to her navy's flagship, but she had to miss her other great love. HM the Queen visited HMS Ark Royal at Portsmouth yesterday to say "goodbye" to the grea...

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Funny story: Patriotic Brits Start Grass Roots Movement to Reactivate HMS Warrior to Protect Realm in Face of Defense Cuts!

Patriotic Brits Start Grass Roots Movement to Reactivate HMS Warrior to Protect Realm in Face of Defense Cuts!

In an outpouring of patriotic pride of historical proportions, now credited to the Cousin's Tea Party Movement, thousands of 'ordinary citizens' have founded and contributed to, a movement to re commission the HMS Warrior as a response to the latest...

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Funny story: Defence Cuts: Defending The Indefensible

Defence Cuts: Defending The Indefensible

A naval authority has sprung to the defence of the Goverment cuts in military spending. We reported last week that maritime affairs expert Rear Admiral Morton Vulgar-Fraction, RN (Retd) was horrified at the cuts which would see no jet aircraft tak...

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Funny story: Royal Navy Cuts: Nelson Spinning In His Grave

Royal Navy Cuts: Nelson Spinning In His Grave

Latest defence cuts, which will see the end of Roal Navy flagship HMS Ark Royal, have been greeted with horror by a top naval expert. While the cuts will allow two new aircraft carriers to be built, neither will have any jet aircraft taking off fr...

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Funny story: Forest Levels Good News For Royal Navy

Forest Levels Good News For Royal Navy

A top naval expert has welcomed news that British woodland has returned to the levels of the 1750s. Even better is a prediction that forests could soon cover 15 per cent of the country. The news means that the country can at last resort to buil...

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Funny story: Royal Navy to Rescue Stranded Brits

Royal Navy to Rescue Stranded Brits

The British government have decided, hours ahead of the air travel ban being lifted, to rescue British tourists trapped on foreign shores unable to get home due to the Volcanic Ash Cloud preventing them from flying by using the British Navy. Howe...

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Funny story: Navy Shame Over Kids' Coup

Navy Shame Over Kids' Coup

The Ministry of Defence fashed fresh embarrassment today as it was revealed that HMS Ark Royal, the Royal Navy's most iconic vessel, was seized temporarily by a group of schoolchildren while moored off Gibraltar. Captain of the Ark Royal, Corneliu...

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Funny story: Royal Navy's Brunei posse 'to bring back Prince Jefri Archer'

Royal Navy's Brunei posse 'to bring back Prince Jefri Archer'

Plymouth - (Madoff Ponzi Scam Mess): The biggest British naval deployment since the Falklands War has been sent to Brunei to bring back feckless fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer. Ten Royal Navy destroyers, two nuclear-powered submarines...

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Funny story: Americans claim victory in salvage war against the Royal Navy

Americans claim victory in salvage war against the Royal Navy

An American salvage company, Lucky Strike Exploration, today claimed victory over the British navy, and began looting their ships. Speaking with a cutlass between his teeth, managing director Barack Beard said 'Ah haaar! Now we's be' havin' fun wi...

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Funny story: US and UK to Disband Military Forces

US and UK to Disband Military Forces

In a shock and awe statement to the press this morning President Brush, accompanied at the podium by UK Sub-Prime Minister Gordon Brown, declared that the two countries had mutually agreed to disband their respective military forces forthwith. Cit...

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Funny story: Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine

Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine

Able Seaman Prince William the second-in-line to the Throne has been banged up in Kingston Jail, Barbados after being caught by the Barbarian Navy of smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine.

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Funny story: Royal Navy plays down loss of personal data

Royal Navy plays down loss of personal data

The Royal Navy was playing down the importance of the loss of a laptop computer which contained the private details of millions of people.

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