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Funny story: Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

The Queens head looks set to disappear from UK stamps as the Ruskies are about to buy the Royal Mail. The famous UK icon looks set to be replaced as the government admits 'We need the cash.' With world economies also struggling for cash the Royal...

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Funny story: Royal Mail Stamp Price Hike Welcomed By Patriot

Royal Mail Stamp Price Hike Welcomed By Patriot

Royal Mail's announced record first-class post price rise has been welcomed in patriotic circles. The price of a first-class stamp will rise by 5p to 46p in April, following approval by the regulator Postcomm. The price rise should provide the Roy...

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Funny story: Postman Pat gets a pay rise

Postman Pat gets a pay rise

They were dancing in the streets of Greendale today celebrating the news that local legend, Postman Pat had been given a payrise after months of negotiations with his employer, the Royal Mail. The hard working postie had just finished his round at...

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Funny story: "My voodoo dolls ain't getting thru," says voodoo doc. "I'm gonna hex Billy Hayes!"

"My voodoo dolls ain't getting thru," says voodoo doc. "I'm gonna hex Billy Hayes!"

British voodoo "rootworker" Dr Snake is not happy that his clients aren't receiving their voodoo dolls, mojos and potions on time due to the current postal strike in Britain. "My clients are ordering voodoo spells from me to bring back lost lovers...

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Funny story: People want the post strike to remain longer

People want the post strike to remain longer

Hopes post backlog will clear by the posties being on strike longer: Three hundred further days of strikes are planned this year Royal Mail hopes to be able to clear a backlog of billions of items before a second wave of strikes. The company puts...

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Funny story: Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry has become a postman. Appalled at the threat to the future of the Royal Mail the former Roxy Music front man decided it was time to take action. He has been working on a new version of the Postman Pat song with Brian eno and hopes to rele...

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Funny story: The Postman Always Knocks Twice

The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st...

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Funny story: Postman Pat on strike

Postman Pat on strike

Postman Pat and his communist sympathiser colleagues have threatened to hold the country to ransom next week by refusing to deliver mail. Businesses up and down the country are fearful of the economic consequences, and are having to resort to othe...

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Funny story: E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail

E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail

A spokesman for the International Union of Email Directors has announced that his members will be coming out in support of Royal Mail union members should it become necessary. Royal Mail has indicated that it it is prepared to take action followin...

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Funny story: Royal Mail Delivers Industrial Action

Royal Mail Delivers Industrial Action

Royal Mail workers are to stage a day of industrial action this Friday. Union leaders have said that they have been forced into taking action. "It's the last thing any Union leader wants to do" said Charlie Trotsky "but our hands are tied. We have co...

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Funny story: Royal Mail strike cancelled - strike notices are lost

Royal Mail strike cancelled - strike notices are lost

The threatened Royal Mail strike has been called off. The news was given at a press conference held in the Cheam Post Office this morning. Speaking to journalists, Adam Dozy, the Royal Mail's chief executive, said that unions had no option but to...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Royal Mail Scandal

Gordon Brown Royal Mail Scandal

Gordon Brown has admitted seeking professional help after finally coming to terms with the fact he had developed an addiction to letter writing. The signs of increased irritability, nail-biting and nose-picking had recently given way to apathy, depre...

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Funny story: Mandelson in shock Royal Mail Van Climbdown

Mandelson in shock Royal Mail Van Climbdown

Peter Mandelson announced in Parliament today that the government has given in to postal union pressure and will now provide more Vans as part of the Royal Mail sell off. This is seen as a major embarrassment to the Labour government who had been el...

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Funny story: Post Office Fury

Post Office Fury

Postal workers have reacted with fury at plans to privatise the postal service and sell it off to foreigners. The Communication Workers Union has decided to ballot its members. However, there would appear to be some problems with the postal ballot as...

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Funny story: British Postmen told to "Speed Up" to 9mph

British Postmen told to "Speed Up" to 9mph

Managers of the Royal Mail have told their footwalking postmen that from now on they must "hurry up". They are hoping to sack - which is quite an ironic term to use, coming as it did from pen pushers who left the real world several years ago - any...

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Funny story: Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Top Beatles drummer Ringo Starr's dramatic refusal to sign autographs from October 20th has created chaos at his local postal sorting office. "It's OK for him to make such a statement but what happens when he has a recorded delivery?" said Ivor Pa...

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Funny story: Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

It was revealed last night that Adam Dozier, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail, won't be getting his £2million bonus after all.

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