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Funny story: After Hours of Family Deliberation Royal Family Decides George is Perfect

After Hours of Family Deliberation Royal Family Decides George is Perfect

LONDON - The newest member of the royal family has been named. According to a royal insider, the namesake of the young prince is George Zimmerman despite rumors that it was actually the Queen's father, King George VI. In recent reports, Willia...

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Funny story: Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

WASHINGTON - The Rev. Al Sharpton announced Friday that he will lead a national "Lets Bomb England day" in 100 cities this weekend in protest at what he claims is the British Royal Families blatant naming the future King after Floridian stand you...

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Funny story: Collective Madness Seizes Britain - By George!

Collective Madness Seizes Britain - By George!

A disturbing picture is emerging of a deranged population from the latest episodes of the famous soap: The Royle Family. For those who missed the latest episodes, through being in a dungeon far under the earth, we can reveal that Kate - the wife o...

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Funny story: Transplant Team on Standby for Royal Baby Boy George

Transplant Team on Standby for Royal Baby Boy George

In a frank interview today a Buckingham Palace spokesman was forced to admit that an unprecedented attempt to widen the royal gene pool had been a "dismal failure". It was during a discussion with the BBC's Royal Toadie, Nicholas Witchell, that th...

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Funny story: William and Kate's baby named Pat Taylor Morgan

William and Kate's baby named Pat Taylor Morgan

The royal baby has been named Pat Taylor Morgan. "The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their hermaphrodite child Pat Taylor Morgan," a statement from the palace said. "The baby will be known as The Ro...

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Funny story: Royal Clone Due Shortly

Royal Clone Due Shortly

LONDON A spokesman for the royal family announced today that a clone of the newborn prince would be born to a surrogate mother within a few weeks. The delay, he said, was necessary because it was only possible to draw a DNA sample from Kate's amnio...

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Funny story: Leaked! Future King of England to be named---Bob!

Leaked! Future King of England to be named---Bob!

A stunned and outraged UK reacted today as leaked reports from inside Buckingham Palace revealed that the new baby born of Prince William and Kate Middleton would be named---Bob! An anonymous source within the palace states that Queen Elizabeth u...

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Funny story: Cameron Calls Referendum on Divine Right of Kings

Cameron Calls Referendum on Divine Right of Kings

Hot on the heels of the birth of the so-called "royal baby", Prime Minister "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron emerged blinking from his Downing Street bunker today, to reveal his latest wheeze intended to unite his ailing ragbag party of neo-fascists, asset...

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Funny story: A man In Kuala Lumpur Can't Care Less About The Royal Baby

A man In Kuala Lumpur Can't Care Less About The Royal Baby

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. -Following the very normal and unimportant event of the newly born baby in England, all media and news agencies scratched the limit of their limited imagination to come up with a different headline to this tedious silly no big...

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Funny story: Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

Elton John Wants To Be Kate and William's New Baby's Godfather

NEW YORK CITY - Elton John was in New York City shopping for a certain brand of boa that is only sold in the Big Apple. As he was shopping he was asked by Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue what he thought about William and Kate's new baby...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

London, England. In disturbing news just emerging (ney, even breaking), Somali pirates have broken into St Mary's Hospital in Paddington and have kidnapped the newly born Prince of Cambridge after a short joust with hospital staff. It is believed...

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Funny story: Prince William Expected To Pull Through!

Prince William Expected To Pull Through!

Prince William has been advised to spend tonight in hospital following the birth of his son at 4.24pm today. However, Dr Donald Dockter of London's St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, who is heading the team of doctors caring for the prince assured the...

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Funny story: Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest

Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest

Buckingham Palace was surrounded and cut off by hordes of protesters this evening as news was released that a baby boy had been born to William Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Gluecksburg, colloquially known as "Wills", and his specia...

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Funny story: Is this what Liam Gallagher really thinks of impending royal bundle of joy?

Is this what Liam Gallagher really thinks of impending royal bundle of joy?

Ibiza - The Beady Eye musician has been spotted at the Mediterranean holiday isle sporting a fun, topical message for Kate Middleton and her daft husband Wills. The $250-a-pop 'Baby f**k off' designer T-shirt from trendy label 'F++k The Royal Wed...

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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital baby cloning unit on standby from this weekend

Royal Freak Hospital baby cloning unit on standby from this weekend

London - Obstetricians at the London hospital say a new batch of royal baby clones is ready for the final pick as greedy royal gold digger Kate Middleton prepares to farrow her Baby Cambridge. "The Queen herself has ordered these hatchlings," Pro...

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Funny story: Public Surprised that Wills "had it in him"

Public Surprised that Wills "had it in him"

As the glorious, unrelenting news of Kate Middleton's pregnancy sinks in, a sense of shock has emanated from sections of the public that William had the spunk for it. We took to the streets of somewhere that's not important to gauge the general feeli...

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Funny story: Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception

Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception

The baby Kate and William are expecting was not conceived as babies usually are. No, Kate had a visit from an angel one night and the result is a baby. "She was all in white - a white robe - and above her head was a very luminous halo. I theref...

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