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Funny story: Roy Hodgson Sacked as England Manager

Roy Hodgson Sacked as England Manager

Roy Hodgson has been sacked by the FA just minutes after another torrid display by England and their defeat via a penalty shoot out by Italy. England who decided to let Italy have 99% possession of the ball, despite possessing some of the most exc...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson on 'the Italian Job'

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson on 'the Italian Job'

England manager Roy Hodgson took time off from preparing for the three lions biggest match in years by watching the former Inter managers favourite film - The Italian Job. England go head to head with Italy in the last quarter-final of the tournam...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Wayne Rooney has told friends he is 'confused' by England boss Roy Hodgson comparing him to Brazilian footballing legend Pele. The Man United striker returned from suspension to score the winner v Ukraine on Tuesday, but told friends before the ma...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Wayne Rooney 'to miss Final'

Euro 2012: Wayne Rooney 'to miss Final'

As England prepare for the quarter-final clash with Italy in Kiev on Sunday, a senior figure within Club England has revealed that Roy Hodgson is having kittens about the prospect of match-winner Wayne Rooney missing the final. The Man United star...

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Funny story: England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

On the back of an unfancied England team's 3-2 victory over Sweden in Kiev last night, with goals from Andy Carroll, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck, UK bookies Gladbooks have made England the favourites to win just about everything - from the Greek e...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Harry Redknapp emerged as favourite for the Republic of Ireland job last night, less than 24 hours after parting company with Tottenham Hotspur. Republic of Ireland were the first team to be eliminated from the European Championships, following d...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Roy Hodgson has secretly sent his CV to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch after the 1-1 draw between England and France at Euro 2012 after a comment from Patrice Evra in a post-match interview. When asked his opinion on England's defensive style of...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

New England boss Roy Hodgson today proved himself to be the joker in the pack when announcing that he had 'merked' Rio Ferdinand by not calling him up as a replacement for injured Gary Cahill. Cahill picked up a jaw injury in the 1-0 win over Belg...

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Funny story: Queen Tells Roy - Do It For Me!

Queen Tells Roy - Do It For Me!

Taking time out from her Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Queen Elizabeth of England has called English Prime Minster Roy Hodgson and told him to "Do one for me!" It has been 60 years, the same amount of time the Queen has been President of England s...

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Funny story: Roy Hodgson's first training session a huge success; the players didn't fall asleep!

Roy Hodgson's first training session a huge success; the players didn't fall asleep!

England's new manager, Roy Hodgson, has started off his new term very successfully at the first get-together of his stars in Manchester. Under the boiling Manchester heat (very seldom occurrence), he introduced himself, told the players of his amb...

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Funny story: FA choose Roy Hodgson because he's boring and they hope England fans will not notice a thing...zzz!

FA choose Roy Hodgson because he's boring and they hope England fans will not notice a thing...zzz!

The eventual choice of Roy Hodgson as England's footy manager is a sensational, master move; in fact the best they have made since appointing Alf Ramsey, but then the times were different, very! Roy is so boring he will send England fans to sleep...

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Funny story: Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: The Liverpool fan base is the most knowledgable, humble and sophisticated in the country, if not in the entire world. You'll Never Walk Alone, in Liverpool. Before Roy Hodgson was 'relieved' of his Anfield Command, were...

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Funny story: Hodgson Sacking Shock

Hodgson Sacking Shock

West Brom manager Roy Hodgson has sensationally been sacked after just 48 hours in charge of the Premiership strugglers. A spokesman for the club stated that "after much soul searching and many sleepless hours, the directors of West Bromwich Footb...

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Funny story: Roy Hodgson "resigns" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap!

Roy Hodgson "resigns" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap!

Ex-Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has "resigned" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap and walked away in a mutual agreement. After a half a season and attempts to undo all the wrongs that predecessor, Benitez, had done; including buying over-pa...

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Funny story: Liverpool fans claim Hodgson 'Best thing since the square wheel'

Liverpool fans claim Hodgson 'Best thing since the square wheel'

Thousands of Liverpool fans have spoken up for their beleaguered manager in the face of his likely sacking. One fan said; 'Roy has done his best over the short period he's been here and I think he deserves more time, after all it's not like were j...

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Funny story: The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

This WAS Anfield, Merseyside: Such is the adoration of Roy Hodgson from the 'faithfaul' Liverpool Supporters, that their chant "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England" has become the foundation of their growing 'esteem' in...

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