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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 5

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 5

Mark Williams beat Liu Chuang 10-6 to set up a match with another former winner Ronnie O'Sullivan. The Welshman has never beaten Ronnie at the Crucible in three attempts. Williams was booed by the crowd for comments where he said he hates the Crucible and the tournament should move to China. Perhaps he really likes the food there? Speaking of food, Ali Carter beat Mark Davis 10-2 and will f...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 4

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 4

The expected fireworks between Ronnie O'Sullivan and Peter Ebdon never materialized - perhaps Health & Safety sent them a memo? Ronnie won comfortably by 10-4 and could face Mark Williams in the next round. Also through is Andrew Higginson who beat Stephen Lee 10-6. Andrew Higginson is not from Finland, therefore he is not the son of John (or Alex) Higgins. Former champ Shaun Murphy w...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 3

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 3

They say the sign of a misspent youth is being a good snooker player. Well Belgian teen Luca Brecel must have grown up playing snooker using a stool to reach the table. He is the fifth seventeen year old in the history of the game to reach the Crucible - and he scored a century on his debut to celebrate - although it wasn't enough for him to beat Stephen Maguire, going down by 10-6 to the Scot.

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 2

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 2

Stephen Hendrys MAXIMUM break took as he built up a 7-1 lead over Stuart Bingham took the headlines on Day 1, but fellow scot John Higgins completed his first round match with a nailbiting 10-9 last frame victory over Liang Wenbo. Seven previous champions have fallen at the first hurdle including Hendry, Davis, Griffiths and Dennis Taylor, so at 9-9 Higgins must have been nervous when Wenbo had a...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 1

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 1

Hello people, it's me - Ross Kemp's Nan here with the daily round up of The World Snooker Championship from the Crucible in Sheffield. I hope your stocked up on tea and biscuits as the tournament rolls on for seventeen days! Whoa! Heaven for snooker fans! Day 1 sees five matches get under way - including defending champion John Higgins against Liang Wenbo from China. He's come a long way! Lo...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

London - Their June 2002 marriage fell at the post well before the seven year itch when the Missus' sharp backhander landed her overnight in a police cell on suspected spouse abuse charges. This morning Ross Kemp was staying schtum as YouBoob! vid...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's hit Sky One show, Extreme World, wiill return for a one off special in August to highlight the serious problem of inbreeding in the county of Norfolk. Kemp, famous for his role as Grant Mitchell in EastEnders, will start his journey i...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Casting has started in Hollywood for the new 'Kojak' movie, hotly tipped to be the blockbuster movie of summer 2010. Kojak, originally starred baldy actor Telly Savalas as a lollipop sucking NYPD detective whose catchphrase was: "Who loves ya baby...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp injured in Afghan 'Friendly fire' incident.

Ross Kemp injured in Afghan 'Friendly fire' incident.

Former East Enders actor Ross Kemp has been injured in a friendly fire incident while filming another series of his front line documentary series 'Ross Kemp in Afghanistan'. Kamp, 44, had been shadowing a team from the rapid deployment Alpha Sec u...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford. A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: 'We tried to warn Ross that this was...

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