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Funny story: NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

London - A top NATO intelligence official forcibly prevented Mrs Thatcher from nuking the hell out of Buenos Aires during the Falklands conflict according to classified defence papers to be published next week. The documents describe the Downing S...

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Funny story: Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet

Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet

Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank: Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. "So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election." stated the man in the gray suit. "We'll make sure that the other candidates fall by...

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Funny story: Recycled Republicans

Recycled Republicans

SCENARIO- A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia- tubes transporting strangely colored liquids run here and there connecting into buzzing machines. Varied colored indicator lights flicker on and off. All of these things seem to center upon a mysterious, human-shaped ch...

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Funny story: Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Simi Valley, California - Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are...

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Funny story: Reagan announces candidacy for 2012

Reagan announces candidacy for 2012

For over 20 years, the Republican Party has been haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan. His legacy looms over the party like a spectral haute-lisse. Since Reagan's retirement the party has unsuccessfully searched for a replacement who could galvani...

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Funny story: Disgust at paedo Ronnie Raygun statue

Disgust at paedo Ronnie Raygun statue

London - Erection of the ten foot bronze monster in London's Grosvenor Square has been met with widespread disbelief. Local Westmonster Council byelaws only permit such public commemoration after a 'decent' period of official whitewashing - usual...

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Funny story: Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

WASHINGTON DC (AP) In a press release issued late last night, the Republican National Committee confirmed rumors that it had been engaged in a covert embryonic stem cell research effort. According to the press release, the goal of the secret project...

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Funny story: Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Despite having some edge in the republican candidate race by virtue of some name recognition, Newt Gingrich hopes to strengthen his appeal to moderates and cross over progressives with his announcement of Ron Reagan Jr. as a potential running mate.

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Funny story: Hamster Reagan

Hamster Reagan

Reinegold Prius who replaced Remington Steele as Republican National Committee Chairman today announced his own candidate for the republican nominee for President of the United States - Hamster Reagan. Expressing bewilderment and some fear over th...

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Funny story: The First Annual White House Garage Sale Nets $87,319

The First Annual White House Garage Sale Nets $87,319

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to raise much needed capital, America's First Lady, Michelle Obama came up with the idea of having a White House Garage Sale. After running the idea past the leader of the free world, her hubby, President Barack Oba...

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Funny story: Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Gnome, Alaska - Conservative dunk tank The P-U Chairitable trust today announced a new research report that puts Sarah Palin in the Ronald Reagan family tree. At least, that is if you count Bonzo the Chimp. "DNA testing of Sarah and Bonzo's hair...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan centenary seance at London College of Psychotic Studies

Ronald Reagan centenary seance at London College of Psychotic Studies

London - (Hexoplasm): Sunday's all-ticket commemorative freakshow features the Illuminati's favorite bluffers regurgitating Old Gipper's nauseous rant. The seance has been commissioned by the Hellfire Club to mark Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proved She Could Be Like Reagan

Sarah Palin Proved She Could Be Like Reagan

Washington - Sarah Palin proved that she could be like Ronald Reagan and read hard words off a teleprompter. "I worked really hard at reading, and reading big words. I finally can libel and biased. It wasn't easy, but with the American spirit, I...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Returns to Kick Rush Limbaugh in the Ass!

Ronald Reagan Returns to Kick Rush Limbaugh in the Ass!

A surprised radio audience who faithfully listen to the Rush Limbaugh Show for three hours a day received a nasty shock yesterday when they suddenly heard a shout from Limbaugh and a crash. "If you think the listeners were amazed, you should have...

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Funny story: SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores. While t...

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Funny story: Local Nerd Points Out Reagan National Debt Would Be About 7.3 Trillion Dollars Today

Local Nerd Points Out Reagan National Debt Would Be About 7.3 Trillion Dollars Today

Boston, MA - Larry Foote, a MIT student who was sick of listening to Republican whine about the National Debt, figured out that Ronald Reagen's National Debt would be 7.3 trillion in today's dollars, if you figure inflation into the equation. "I a...

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Funny story: Doctors Confirm Palin Has Reagan Disease

Doctors Confirm Palin Has Reagan Disease

A team of medical specialists today revealed that Sarah Palin is suffering from Reagan Disease. The malady is so named because Ronald Reagan was its first famous sufferer. The disorder is characterized by a relentlessly sunny demeanor, nonsensica...

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