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Funny story: Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In The Movie "A Week In Paradise - The Pippa Middleton-Ron Jeremy Story"

Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In The Movie "A Week In Paradise - The Pippa Middleton-Ron Jeremy Story"

SOHO, England - Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight Saga series of movies recently met with noted Italian producer/director Bandini Borrapelli. The two discussed the details of Pattinson appearing in his PG-13 rated movie based on a true story.

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Funny story: The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

MADRID - The world's most famous 'Maid of Honor' Pippa Middleton was visiting the Spanish capital city of Madrid. Middleton had traveled to Madrid with an unidentified male friend. The French news agency Le News is reporting the friend is helping...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole was sitting in the Double H mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha that she shares with her future-husband Derek Hough, of Dancing With The Stars. She had read in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette about Pippa Middleton getting dumped by her porn star boyfriend Ron Jeremy and the fact that she was extremely heartbroken. "Chezza" as her family and close friends call her, told...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Reveals That Porn Star Ron Jeremy Has Dumped Pippa Middleton Who Quickly Runs Into The Arms of Twilight Star Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Reveals That Porn Star Ron Jeremy Has Dumped Pippa Middleton Who Quickly Runs Into The Arms of Twilight Star Robert Pattinson

LOS ANGELES - The world's most infamous woman, Pippa Middleton, has just had her heart broken. The younger sister of Kate Middleton, who is now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, is reportedly devastated according to Paprika Pittfauster with The W...

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Funny story: The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her

The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, was down in Cabo San Lucas relaxing by the pool at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. He was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Ole News how...

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Funny story: Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

PornValley - Porn icon Ron Jeremy has now gone on record as denying an erroneous report that he is dating Pippa Middleton. "I wouldn't touch that piece of social climbing, party piece making Euro trash with my 10 foot pole." Jeremy who was bus...

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Funny story: Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood critics are amazed that Pippa Middleton has suddenly become more popular than Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson put together. Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine stated that several leading Tinsel Town tal...

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Funny story: The Word Out Of Hollywood Is That Pippa Middleton Is Dating The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy

The Word Out Of Hollywood Is That Pippa Middleton Is Dating The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy

LOS ANGELES - Just Saying and Say What two of the biggest selling supermarket tabloids are reporting that Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge is dating the infamous Ron Jeremy. Jeremy, the world's leading ma...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Hints About Wanting To Appear In An X-Rated Film With The King of Porn Movies - Ron Jeremy

Lady Gaga Hints About Wanting To Appear In An X-Rated Film With The King of Porn Movies - Ron Jeremy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lady Gaga has revealed that she has had a secret desire to star in an X-rated porn movie. The woman who was born Sefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has pretty much done it all, songwriting, singing, record producing, dancing, adve...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Apologizes For Making Lewd Remarks About Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens

Taylor Lautner Apologizes For Making Lewd Remarks About Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens

LA BREA - Taylor Lautner was having lunch at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when he was asked why he had made such lewd remarks about Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens. Lautner, who is currently dating Lily Collins, the daughter of music icon...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In Ron Jeremy's Porn Film, "The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Tokyo"?

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In Ron Jeremy's Porn Film, "The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Tokyo"?

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculation it is now official Ron Jeremy, who has starred in over 2,000 porn films has stated that he will be co-starring with Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens in The Monteverdi Brothers motion picture film The Twillin...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA

Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Wikileaks has informed the main stream media, the Left Coast paparazzi, the Right Coast news hounds, Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, and Richard Simmons that porn star Ron Jeremy has the largest taco tickler in the entire count...

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Funny story: Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...

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Funny story: The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

SANTA MONICA, California - Vilandro Gorianzanni, the Italian director who directed the Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson x-rated motion picture Hole-in-One says that he has just received word that his movie has just been voted the best x-rated film on both...

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Funny story: Porn King Ron Jeremy and Anna Chapman To Star in The X-Rated "Spy On My Pecker"

Porn King Ron Jeremy and Anna Chapman To Star in The X-Rated "Spy On My Pecker"

LOS ANGELES - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that porn king Ron Jeremy will star with Russian spy Anna Chapman in the x-rated motion picture Spy On My Pecker. Jeremy, who has app...

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Funny story: The Pornographic Film "Tongue In Cheek" Starring Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Named Best Porn Picture of The Year

The Pornographic Film "Tongue In Cheek" Starring Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Named Best Porn Picture of The Year

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Pornographic Motion Picture Guild has just named the film Tongue In Cheek as The Best Porn Movie of The Year. The movie which stars Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was shot in location in and around Cabo...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

VENICE BEACH, California - Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with The Las Labias of Los Angeles Motion Picture Company has announced that they will shortly begin filming on the sequel to the X-rated Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself, which i...

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