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Funny story: The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

In Which I First Espy Roxanna, Comtesse de Vaudeville Ah, Madame Garotte, stands yet your hugger-mugger maison at the end of the crooked track in the High Jabonne? I long to drink the black wine of Drucy from your squat tumblers, and stand beneath the oak lintel at dusk, listening to the song of the woodcock pierce the velvet summer night. Oh, Madame Garotte, do the fragrant skirts of petite Y...

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Funny story: Among The New Romantic Books

Among The New Romantic Books

with Tilly Wrestleman Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns. I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...

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Funny story: EL Wisty On Romance

EL Wisty On Romance

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Valentine's Day. Another thing I can't stand is the Duke of Edinburgh, and at least Valentine's Day only comes around once a year, which is more than can be said for the Duke of Edinburgh, but once a year is once too often, insofar as Valentine's Day is concerned. Another thing I find it hard to endure is the word 'insofar'. Especially when it is combine...

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Funny story: Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos. Jonathan Ybarra, owne...

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Funny story: A Bad Romance In Every Way

A Bad Romance In Every Way

Their eyes met across the busy dancefloor. Unlikely though it was, both of their glass eyes had fallen out at the same time, rolled across the ground - avoiding dozens of dancing feet - and bumped into each other. Theobald and Griselda approached each other, put their eyes back in and began an awkward conversation. He didn't normally enjoy yakking. He had caught a large one the previous year bu...

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Funny story: Physicists guide to romance

Physicists guide to romance

As any biologist will happily tell you, at some point even a physicist must find a suitable mate. Otherwise, where do baby physicists come from? Therefore, it follows that at some point in any physicist's life, there will be a need to procreate. Please see the earlier physicists guide to identifying the sexes, as attempting to procreate with same gender people will prove fruitless. And sometimes p...

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Funny story: Frenchmen's AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-

Frenchmen's AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-

Paris -- The EU Division of Standard & Poor's has notched down France's world-leading AAA Romance Rating, relegating the "land of love" to the bottom of the hotness heap when it comes to "lust, thrust, and overall mojo." "France's sexual score...

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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice and Libya's Ghaddafi Discovered in Love Nest

Condoleeza Rice and Libya's Ghaddafi Discovered in Love Nest

Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Back Together Again And Seen Canoodling At Guido's Hot Dog Shack #7 In Downtown Brooklyn

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Back Together Again And Seen Canoodling At Guido's Hot Dog Shack #7 In Downtown Brooklyn

BROOKLYN - It was reported on the nationally syndicated television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight last night that country sweetheart Taylor Swift and Hollywood bad boy Jake Gyllenhaal have rekindled their romance. The once again 'happy couple...

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Funny story: In-Car GPS Now Aids Navigation of Female Anatomy

In-Car GPS Now Aids Navigation of Female Anatomy

The inexperienced backseat Romeo need no longer feel alone. In newer car models, he can be assisted by the on-board navigation system. The new system will include complete cartographic coverage of the female body and feature all standard functions...

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Funny story: X Factor romance cools

X Factor romance cools

Mary 'I'll fight yer for yer bike' Byrne (62) today denied any talk of romance between her and Wagner (41). Byrne who was once a door to door seller of pegs is now bookies favourite to win the show but denies Wagner has been 'taming her shrew.' '...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Sets Her Sights On Russell Brand

Miley Cyrus Sets Her Sights On Russell Brand

And if she isn't, she should be. So says eccentric English film producer/director Buffty Ginslinger, speaking from a seedy central London pub as he swilled large G&T's and sucked on a Benson in open defiance of the smoking ban. Ginslinger r...

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Funny story: World's housewives condemn Nobel Committee

World's housewives condemn Nobel Committee

Igloo #23, Scandahoovia - The Nobel Awards Make Better Living for All (NAMBLA) is reeling under criticism, but this time not for Obama. "Herta who?", is the cry that is resounding from all over the world, as housewives, homosexuals and nancy boy...

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Funny story: Dev Patel Turns Into The Bad Guy In "The Last Airbender", Romance Still On!

Dev Patel Turns Into The Bad Guy In "The Last Airbender", Romance Still On!

British-Indian actor Dev Patel, who played the happy-go-lucky slum dweller in the Oscar-winning film 'Slumdog Millionaire', is all set to really surprise his fans with his villainous turn in Hollywood's 'The Last Airbender', and he loves it. Patel...

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Funny story: Berlusconi intends to marry Angela Merkel

Berlusconi intends to marry Angela Merkel

In a surprising twist of events, Silvio Berlusconi has announced that the real reason that he is divorcing his wife, is that he intends to marry German Chancellor Angela Merkel. It appears that Mr Berlusconi intends to create a Pan-European state,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Hollywood, Ca - Inside sources appear to suggest that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are on the verge of kissing and making up. Some reports suggest that the couple have been seeing one another again on the quiet, apart from a posse of papparazzi. W...

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Funny story: Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

More trouble in the Arsenal dressing room last night, when the Gunners pair of William Gallas and Kolo Toure were being romantically linked after an incident at halftime which left manager Arsene Wenger 'gobsmacked'. Arsenal started the second hal...

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