WAPAKONETA, Ohio - The Great Grandma Buckeye Halloween Costume, Mask, and Outfit Company of Wapakoneta has just announced that the number one selling scariest Halloween Trick or Treat mask for 2009 is the Roman Polanski mask. Company President Sax...
Geneva, Switzerland - A tribunal stared at the infamous movie producer for thirty seconds, after hearing his heartfelt pleas that he'd return - this time for sure - if he was released on bail. After the thirty seconds of looking at him incredulous...
Miley Cyrus is the latest Hollywood star to come out in support of imprisoned director Roman Polanski. Polanski is being held in Europe awaiting extradition to the United States on an outstanding warrant in a 32 year old rape case. The victim was a...
LA HABRA, California - OctuMom admitting that she is having financial problems has revealed that she has agreed to sell intimate nude photos of her crotch cookie to Roman Polanski who is presently incarcerated in a jail in Zurich, Switzerland. Pol...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has confessed to one of her best friends Tiffany Tiffacaloochi that she has received an email from Roman Polanski. The Tiffster, as her high school PE teacher calls her, asked Miley who the heck Roman Polanski is. Mil...
ZURICH, Switzerland - Roman Polanski's court-appointed Swiss attorney Burgdorf Zingen has informed the news media that he is afraid that if his client in not released on bail, and soon, Polanski may start eating himself in protest. Zingen, said th...
In Zurich, Switzerland yesterday, Director Roman Polinski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she claimed she was only 12 at the time. "She seemed much too young for a 13-year-old, but then they are smarter...
Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): The French culture minister who branded Roman Polanski's arrest a bum rap is in hiding at a government colonic irrigation whitewash facility. A TV debate about Frederic Mitterrand's pervy memoir of sex with young boys in Thi...
ZURICH, Switzerland - The Swiss judge who is handling the Roman Polanski arrest case, Judge Ruti Schaffhausen, has come out and told Roman Polanski's attorney Burgdorf Zingen that not only is he denying his client bail, but he will also be imposing a...
Roman Polanski, famous French-Polish film director of such noted movies as "Rosemary's Baby" has had a secret from most people for many years and that secret has been blabbed by none other than singer Amy Winehouse. In an exclusive interview by th...
CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20. The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...
Hollywood,CA/ Left Coast Entertainment Commentary - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg shocked her live TV audience on the daytime talk show, The View, with an admission of having sex with both Roman Polanski and David Letterman. Goldberg further confounde...
Pattya,Thailand/ Jomtien Beach Literary Arts News - Roman Polanski, with nothing but time on his hands while he awaits to be freed from a Swiss jail for a 31 year old US rape conviction, announced today his long awaited Theater Presentation of "Cham...
Los Angeles, Sunday. The recent arrest and charging of Roman Polanski with underage sex has become even more intriguing with revelations that he was also complicit in John Phillips' incestous behaviour towards his recently confessing daughter. Th...
OGALLALA, Nebraska - Hip-hop singer Chris Brown in town for a sell-out concert performance at the 214-seat Corn On The Cob Coliseum stated that he would like to someday star in a Roman Polanski directed movie. The 20-year-old ex-boyfriend of the p...
Antioch - (Rotters): Was a plea bargain offer by Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido's lawyers behind the fancy footwork that nabbed Roman Polanski in Switzerland last week? Who knows. LA County DA Steve Cooley is saying nothing. However a number of Polansk...
Disturbing new evidence has come to light that "totally changes" the way police are thinking about the 1969 murder of Sharon Tate, it can be revealed. Tate's husband at the time of her murder, writer and weirdo Roman Polanski, was arrested by poli...
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