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Funny story: The 2009, #1 Selling Scariest Halloween Trick or Treat Mask - Roman Polanski

The 2009, #1 Selling Scariest Halloween Trick or Treat Mask - Roman Polanski

WAPAKONETA, Ohio - The Great Grandma Buckeye Halloween Costume, Mask, and Outfit Company of Wapakoneta has just announced that the number one selling scariest Halloween Trick or Treat mask for 2009 is the Roman Polanski mask. Company President Sax...

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Funny story: Tribunal to Producer, "Dude, you raped a kid and ran."

Tribunal to Producer, "Dude, you raped a kid and ran."

Geneva, Switzerland - A tribunal stared at the infamous movie producer for thirty seconds, after hearing his heartfelt pleas that he'd return - this time for sure - if he was released on bail. After the thirty seconds of looking at him incredulous...

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Funny story: Hollywood Actress Comes Out As Character Witness For Roman Polanski

Hollywood Actress Comes Out As Character Witness For Roman Polanski

Miley Cyrus is the latest Hollywood star to come out in support of imprisoned director Roman Polanski. Polanski is being held in Europe awaiting extradition to the United States on an outstanding warrant in a 32 year old rape case. The victim was a...

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Funny story: OctuMom Sells Photographs of Her Vagina To Roman Polanski

OctuMom Sells Photographs of Her Vagina To Roman Polanski

LA HABRA, California - OctuMom admitting that she is having financial problems has revealed that she has agreed to sell intimate nude photos of her crotch cookie to Roman Polanski who is presently incarcerated in a jail in Zurich, Switzerland. Pol...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Received An Email From Roman Polanski

Miley Cyrus Says She Received An Email From Roman Polanski

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has confessed to one of her best friends Tiffany Tiffacaloochi that she has received an email from Roman Polanski. The Tiffster, as her high school PE teacher calls her, asked Miley who the heck Roman Polanski is. Mil...

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Funny story: Roman Polanski's Lawyer Fears If RoPo Is Not Released, He May Start Eating Himself

Roman Polanski's Lawyer Fears If RoPo Is Not Released, He May Start Eating Himself

ZURICH, Switzerland - Roman Polanski's court-appointed Swiss attorney Burgdorf Zingen has informed the news media that he is afraid that if his client in not released on bail, and soon, Polanski may start eating himself in protest. Zingen, said th...

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Funny story: Polinski: The Little Bounder Claimed To Be 12!

Polinski: The Little Bounder Claimed To Be 12!

In Zurich, Switzerland yesterday, Director Roman Polinski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she claimed she was only 12 at the time. "She seemed much too young for a 13-year-old, but then they are smarter...

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Funny story: French farce as Polanski bum rap minister recalls trawling paedo fleshpots

French farce as Polanski bum rap minister recalls trawling paedo fleshpots

Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): The French culture minister who branded Roman Polanski's arrest a bum rap is in hiding at a government colonic irrigation whitewash facility. A TV debate about Frederic Mitterrand's pervy memoir of sex with young boys in Thi...

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Funny story: The Swiss Government To Roman Polanski: Bail!? Are You Effen Kidding Us?

The Swiss Government To Roman Polanski: Bail!? Are You Effen Kidding Us?

ZURICH, Switzerland - The Swiss judge who is handling the Roman Polanski arrest case, Judge Ruti Schaffhausen, has come out and told Roman Polanski's attorney Burgdorf Zingen that not only is he denying his client bail, but he will also be imposing a...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret

Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret

Roman Polanski, famous French-Polish film director of such noted movies as "Rosemary's Baby" has had a secret from most people for many years and that secret has been blabbed by none other than singer Amy Winehouse. In an exclusive interview by th...

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Funny story: African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20. The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex with Polanski and Letterman was a 'Joke-Joke'!

Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex with Polanski and Letterman was a 'Joke-Joke'!

Hollywood,CA/ Left Coast Entertainment Commentary - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg shocked her live TV audience on the daytime talk show, The View, with an admission of having sex with both Roman Polanski and David Letterman. Goldberg further confounde...

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Funny story: Roman Polanski Announces He Will be Producing Off Broadway Play "Chamone" Which Will Debut in Thailand

Roman Polanski Announces He Will be Producing Off Broadway Play "Chamone" Which Will Debut in Thailand

Pattya,Thailand/ Jomtien Beach Literary Arts News - Roman Polanski, with nothing but time on his hands while he awaits to be freed from a Swiss jail for a 31 year old US rape conviction, announced today his long awaited Theater Presentation of "Cham...

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Funny story: Polanski case takes a twist

Polanski case takes a twist

Los Angeles, Sunday. The recent arrest and charging of Roman Polanski with underage sex has become even more intriguing with revelations that he was also complicit in John Phillips' incestous behaviour towards his recently confessing daughter. Th...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Says He Wants To Star In A Roman Polanski Movie

Chris Brown Says He Wants To Star In A Roman Polanski Movie

OGALLALA, Nebraska - Hip-hop singer Chris Brown in town for a sell-out concert performance at the 214-seat Corn On The Cob Coliseum stated that he would like to someday star in a Roman Polanski directed movie. The 20-year-old ex-boyfriend of the p...

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Funny story: Nancy Garrido testimony link to Polanski arrest?

Nancy Garrido testimony link to Polanski arrest?

Antioch - (Rotters): Was a plea bargain offer by Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido's lawyers behind the fancy footwork that nabbed Roman Polanski in Switzerland last week? Who knows. LA County DA Steve Cooley is saying nothing. However a number of Polansk...

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Funny story: Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Disturbing new evidence has come to light that "totally changes" the way police are thinking about the 1969 murder of Sharon Tate, it can be revealed. Tate's husband at the time of her murder, writer and weirdo Roman Polanski, was arrested by poli...

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