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Funny story: Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich goes to see Obama

Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich goes to see Obama

Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich went to see President Barack Obama at the White House. Reports say he was stopped at the gate as the secret service felt he was a threat. Someone overheard Rod a short while later on a cell phone apparently pleading an...

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Funny story: Blago Implicates Almost Every Prominent Illinois Government Official in Water Scandal

Blago Implicates Almost Every Prominent Illinois Government Official in Water Scandal

Even more shocking news today out of the state of Illinois. Former governor Rod. Blagojevich, during a post-impeachment media tour, broke news of an alleged abuse of power within the state's federal water supply system. Blagojevich charges that there...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

It was a horrendous scene on stage at the Oprah show. Disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had just been introduced to the audience when suddenly his eyes were filled with a strange, luminously evil, inhuman look and he started speaking with a...

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Funny story: Ghost of Lincoln Goes After Blagojedevich

Ghost of Lincoln Goes After Blagojedevich

The ghost of President Abraham Lincoln appeared to scandalized Illinois Governor Blagojeovich last night. At about midnight, as Blagojeovich was busy counting dirty money he had hidden in his mattress, the apparition of a tall, lanky, bearded individ...

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Funny story: Blago Kicked out of Illinois-Granted Asylum in Massachusetts!

Blago Kicked out of Illinois-Granted Asylum in Massachusetts!

Boston,MA/ Democrat Bailout Update/Developing - Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevitch, minutes after it was announced he had been impeached by unanimous vote of State Senators, headed a cavalcade leaving town and headed to the Bay State where h...

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Funny story: WWCF Supplied Tainted Love Potions

WWCF Supplied Tainted Love Potions

Chicago, IL. - On the heels of the unanimous impeachment of Rod Blagojevich, the ex-Governor filed a class action suit against the World WitchCraft Foundation, charging them with supplying love potions that were tainted with various other emotions, r...

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Funny story: Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Rod Blagojevich has been ousted as Illinois governor after being convicted of going over to the Dark Side, and subsequently using his gubernatorial and eBay Seller powers for Evil Intent. He is also accused of having the lowest eBay Feedback Rat...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Creates News Slump

Blagojevich Creates News Slump

After two months of weekly exploits that have previously only been observed in comic books, Rod Blagojevich is today being accused by U.S. news services as creating a slump in headlines by being unanimously impeached late Thursday afternoon. One...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Guest Stars At Impeachment

Blagojevich Guest Stars At Impeachment

Unable to resist the magnetism of rolling cameras, Rod Blagojevich dropped by his impeachment hearings long enough to make a speech today. Previously, the Illinois State Governor had stated that he would not attend his own impeachment, citing several...

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Funny story: Oprah Thanks Blago

Oprah Thanks Blago

At a press conference today Oprah Winfrey thanked Rod Blagojevich for stating that he had thought of naming her to the vacated Senate seat in Illinois. She said that while she was "flattered," she could really not afford the pay cut that an appoi...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Keeps His Vow

Blagojevich Keeps His Vow

In a move that is both noble and in contempt of most courts of law, Illinois Governor Blagojevich today kept his vow to avoid his own impeach hearings. To his constituents this move is both endearing for its honest conviction to a promise made, and d...

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Funny story: Obama Annoyed by Oprah, Palin, Blago Scandal

Obama Annoyed by Oprah, Palin, Blago Scandal

CHICAGO, IL. - Some were surprised when embattled Illinois governer Rod Blagojevich revealed he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the vacant Senate position. Now, authorities have learned Oprah Winfrey planned to use her influence to help propel Rod...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, MLK

Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, MLK

Starting his new series of interviews under the guidance of Drew Peterson's public relations firm, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sat down with The Today Show's Amy Robach to tell his side of the story. When speaking of his arrest on December 9...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Vows "I'm not going"

Blagojevich Vows "I'm not going"

Illinois Governor Blagojevich, who is involved in the early stages of being impeached, has decided to pretend that none of this is happening. Blagojevich, who has amused the world in recent weeks, seems to have mistaken being elected as a State Go...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Hires Drew Peterson's PR Firm

Blagojevich Hires Drew Peterson's PR Firm

The Public Relations firm which has been representing "suspected" wife killer Drew Peterson has been enlisted to help the plight of poor victimized Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. All this comes on the heels of news that Blagojevich's lead atto...

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Funny story: Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich's hairpiece was recently spotted from the Hubble Space Telescope. Astonomer, Wyatt Eibaal, honed in on the hairpiece as it was floating down a Chicago street atop Blagojevich's pate. "It wasn't hard to find,"...

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Funny story: Tin Peaches Mentioned in new Slur on Gov. Blagojevich

Tin Peaches Mentioned in new Slur on Gov. Blagojevich

In a hastely called press conference, Raul Mendoza - a spokesperson for the US Executive Office of Fresh Del Monte Products made the following statement. "There is absolutely no truth in alergations that the Ilinois State Governor has approached t...

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