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Funny story: Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

California - Remains of the Falcon Hypersonic Test Vehicle - the HTV-2 - have been spotted close to the Nectaris lunar impact crater. Dubbed by Brits as the 'Robin Reliant of future space travel' the US $300m hypersonic flop joins other Defence Ad...

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Funny story: Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Billy Ray Montana, a sixteen year old fifth grader in Emma Jean Watson's class at the elementary school, is asking for donations to rebuild his science fair project. According to Billy Ray, Revenuers (IRS agents) shot up the still he was making in h...

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Funny story: Rocket scientist to sue employer

Rocket scientist to sue employer

A UK rocket scientist is to sue his employers for unfair dismissal it has been reported today. Mr George Slackboldy has registered a complaint against his employers in London claiming that they kept confusing him when he made mistakes. "Every t...

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Funny story: Rocket Boosts Moon Into Circular Orbit

Rocket Boosts Moon Into Circular Orbit

The Moon, after being an elliptic orbit around Earth for 4.5 billion years, is now in a nearly perfect circular orbit around Earth, thanks to a massive rocket designed by NASA. The rocket, launched earlier this year, completed a flawless burn at 0...

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Funny story: The Phrase: "He's no rocket scientist" to be changed. Rockets scientists find offensive.

The Phrase: "He's no rocket scientist" to be changed. Rockets scientists find offensive.

London, New York, Paris, Tokyo - The legendary adage "He's no rocket scientist" used to describe someone who is not very intelligent has been deemed offensive by actual rockets scientists. The Nasa scientists based at Houston, Texas have request...

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Funny story: North Korean Bottle Rocket Puts First Satellite in Inner Space

North Korean Bottle Rocket Puts First Satellite in Inner Space

While numerous countries and NGA's have been wasting enormous amounts of high cost fuels and technical genius to position satellites in outer space, North Korean rocketeers have found an economical and energy efficient way to place a satellite in inn...

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Funny story: Rocket man claims 'It's not rocket science'

Rocket man claims 'It's not rocket science'

Yves Rossy, the pilot who wowed the public with his rocket powered solo flight over Bex, Switzerland has explained how easy it is to achieve the feat.

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Funny story: Huge European space garbage and toiletries truck launched into orbit

Huge European space garbage and toiletries truck launched into orbit

Europe's new ATV orbital garbage and supply ship launched yesterday from French Guiana on an urgent mission to resupply the space station with toilet paper and a few more of those tasty little mints to place on bed pillows.

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Funny story: Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

In a private weekend away Sir Eton John, the original rocket man took off from cape Knieval, Arizona with his partner David Furnish for an 'Out of this world' experience.

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Funny story: Costa Rica Develops World's Largest Rocket

Costa Rica Develops World's Largest Rocket

Ascension Beach, Costa Rica (IP) - Costa Rica has joined the space race in a big way after developing the largest rocket ever built by any nation.

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Funny story: Monkey Space Explorers

Monkey Space Explorers

"If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters, they will by chance eventually type the Encyclopedia Britannica," the old saying goes. But leave a thousand monkeys in a room full of computers and you get rocket science.

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Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...

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Funny story: USA Rocket Blasts Off!

USA Rocket Blasts Off!

Today a rocket ship from the USA went zooming off into outer space. When the rocket blasted off, there was a lot of flames, smoke and sparks. Inside the rocket were a bunch of astronauts. These heroic fliers are some of the greatest Americans that...

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Funny story: Handbags Get Turbocharged

Handbags Get Turbocharged

In a somewhat surprising move, boots the chemist have today introduced miniature jet engines into their small range of ladies' handbags. The engines are said to vary from a V6 to a V12, and also differ in their gearing - some are a mere single speed,...

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