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Funny story: Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...

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Funny story: Paul Simon at Hard Rock Calling - Review

Paul Simon at Hard Rock Calling - Review

EIF News & Features' tame music critic Pierre Noxious hasn't put pen to paper for us for a while, so when we heard he was going to see Paul Simon at Hyde Park we water-boarded him until he agreed to review the show for us at standard NUJ rates… Paul Simon is a songwriter and musician of unparalleled skill, observation, wit and talent. Just as well really, because Hyde Park is a horrible,...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos

Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos

HOLLYWOOD - The producer, director, writers, and financial backers of the motion picture Rock of Ages are all shockingly stunned and scratching their collective heads and asking, what in the syncopated' world of musical scales happened? Ticket sal...

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Funny story: Ziggy Stardust Plaque Should Be In Chiswick, Says Local Rock Expert

Ziggy Stardust Plaque Should Be In Chiswick, Says Local Rock Expert

The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist. Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...

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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church to Appear on New Radiohead Album; Radiohead Cancels Tour

Westboro Baptist Church to Appear on New Radiohead Album; Radiohead Cancels Tour

Kansas City, MO -- Just days after protesting outside of a Radiohead show in Kansas City, the Westboro Baptist Church has agreed to appear on the next Radiohead album. About ten Westboro protestors gathered outside the Spirit Center on Sunday nig...

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Funny story: Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

The world of dance is reeling this morning following the news that Sergei Polunin has quit as a principal with the Royal Ballet. Royal Opera House sources are mystified as to why the 21-year-old Ukrainian - the youngest dancer to be made a princip...

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Funny story: Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham. Closet fans...

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Funny story: Pink Floyd to play last concert on top of Everest

Pink Floyd to play last concert on top of Everest

Pink Floyd have announced to excited fans on their website that they are to play a farewell concert from of all places...the summit of mount Everest. Planned for summer 2012 they will be playing some of their most beloved and popular songs from a...

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Funny story: History Review: Had Me A Real Good Time: The Faces - Before, During and After, by Andy Neill

History Review: Had Me A Real Good Time: The Faces - Before, During and After, by Andy Neill

The end of the 1960's saw seismic upheavals in the pop and rock landscape in Britain - not the least of which was the demise of the fabulously successful Small Faces. Apparently lost at sea after being cast adrift by Steve Marriott, the remaining three members teamed up with two other lads, disgruntled themselves by Jeff Beck, in whose group they had felt minor players to the guitar hero. The F...

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Funny story: Mercury Prize Nominations - "Unbelievable" Says Expert

Mercury Prize Nominations - "Unbelievable" Says Expert

PJ Harvey is the early favourite to win the Mercury Prize 2011 with her album Let England Shake after the nominations were announced yesterday. She will be up against - among others - Adele, who is currently enjoying massive success on both side o...

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Funny story: Bowie, Springsteen And Co Hunted By Publishers

Bowie, Springsteen And Co Hunted By Publishers

The race is on to sign the "big five" rock stars who have yet to pen memoirs. Following the success of autobiographies by Rolling Stone Keith Richards and top-hatted, corkscrew-haired axeman Slash, publishers are keen to snap up more big names.

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Funny story: Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour, who, along with others, was arrested for rioting during the protests over student fees in December 2010, has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. This is for the more serious crime of being related to Dave Gilmour, guitarist with...

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Funny story: Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...

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Funny story: Paul Simon Sued Over 50 Ways Dumping Failure

Paul Simon Sued Over 50 Ways Dumping Failure

Rock legend Paul Simon is being sued over the content of one of his international hits. At the heart of the case is the suggestion in his 1976 song that there are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover. Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, West Yorkshire, tol...

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Funny story: Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about. Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...

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Funny story: U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour

U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour

U2 are eagerly planning to get back on the road having been inroduced to the concept of Understatement by listening to a bunch of records they are planning to rip-off in an insipid and half assed manner. The "Understatement" tour will be carried f...

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Funny story: U2 Rock Glastonbury... Phew!

U2 Rock Glastonbury... Phew!

Torrential rain failed to dampen the spirits of the Glastonbury crowds last night as they rocked out to headliners U2. And there was a huge communal sigh of relief as the world's biggest rock band successfully trawled through their 30-year back-ca...

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