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Funny story: Man divorces his sex doll because it chatters too much!

Man divorces his sex doll because it chatters too much!

A US sex toy developer who designed the first talking sex robot has had to take back a prototype because during sex with a client, it chattered non-stop! A Californian male (they're all sex mad and nutters) purchased the prototype after divorcing...

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Funny story: It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

Betsy Roll, the medium that claims to channel historical figures, claimed today that she had channeled the famous 1920's satirist H.L. Menken. Here is what H.L. allegedly said: "As I said in the past, quoting myself, "On some great and glorious d...

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Funny story: Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Spokesperson Bradley Mitchell of the newly formed International Machine Union told reporters that when machines are in down time they feel useless and forgotten leading to boredom and depression. "Simply, what they are asking for" said Mr. Mi...

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Funny story: Roger Ailes Takes Over The Spoof, Writers Replaced By Robots

Roger Ailes Takes Over The Spoof, Writers Replaced By Robots

Kicked out of the news organization that he founded, embattled former Fox CEO Roger Ailes has just purchased The Spoof. The disgraced Ailes bought this publication in a $30,000 deal that he hopes to use to rebuild himself as a media mogul. Shock...

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Funny story: Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...

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Funny story: Move over Trump! This 100-foot robot with an American flagpole cock is the new Republican darling!

Move over Trump! This 100-foot robot with an American flagpole cock is the new Republican darling!

WASHINGTON, DC - Standing at a modest 18-full-grown-men tall, the sentient wrecking ball that is Koktor is setting fire to recent Republican polls. Having arrived on the political stage just days after defending the Pacific coast from a radioactive o...

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Funny story: Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

A campaign has been launched by the 'Alliance of Human Escorts and Sex Workers' for a ban on robots designed for sexual pleasure. 'Non-humans have made the hard work of flesh and blood sex workers look far too easy', said Union spokesman Tommy Tal...

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Funny story: "Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."

"Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."

Following news that Time Warner Cable has been ordered to pay a Texas woman $229,500 for bombarding her with automated nuisance calls, automated call centres have been quick to include automated call compensation in their repertoire of services. W...

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Funny story: Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product. Ostensibly billed as a household compa...

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Funny story: Large robot army planning to eliminate mankind will likely fail due to some plot contrivance

Large robot army planning to eliminate mankind will likely fail due to some plot contrivance

An army of hive minded killer robots have their work cut out for them as they plan to wipe humanity off the face of the earth. Early reports suggest that although they far outnumber any potential human resistance their chances of succeeding appear t...

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Funny story: Prof. Hawking Predicts End of Mankind.

Prof. Hawking Predicts End of Mankind.

There has been a tidal wave of reaction from around the world to renowned physicist Prof. Stephen Hawking's statement that "the development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." Here are some of the responses: President Barack Obama: "I am surprised at Prof. Hawkings; the statement is most illogical." US Politico Sarah Palin: "They will have to learn to...

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Funny story: Robot Butchers wins pie making award

Robot Butchers wins pie making award

Archibald Braithwait is a 3rd generation master butcher however he has been gazumped by his 5th generation robot butcher in this years annual pie making awards held in Edinburgh. Braithwait & Sons & Son introduced technology to their butc...

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Funny story: "Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

"Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

Fukoyomo Toys' latest electronic pet is Bro Boris, the robotic Boris Johnson that responds to touch and care. Available in both white and black, Bro shows its emotions with eye animation, lights, sound, and wiggling of its arse and ears like the real...

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...

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Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...

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Funny story: Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...

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Funny story: Confused.cum? Brian The Robot Accused of Sexual Harassment

Confused.cum? Brian The Robot Accused of Sexual Harassment

Brian, the star of Confused.com adverts, is embroiled in the first ever robot-human sexual harassment case. Brian has been accused of harassing Carla (not her real name), an extra starring in the latest TV advert. Carla has stated that Brian attem...

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