After failing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo for a reported $150 million, Manchester City has turned their attention to Brazil and has signed an entire Sao Paulo favela. City spokesmen, Dirk Ferrara said: "We're absolutely delighted with this acquisiti...
The incredibly fast Jamaican sprinter and three-time World and Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt has accepted a contract to play for Manchester City Football Club. Club manager Roberto Mancini said that the best way to beat Manchester United and ge...
Eastlands: "Top at Last" read the press announcement from Man City as the misspelling of Mankini (the Borat version of the male bikini) and Roberto Mancini, 'current' Manchester City manager, made it to the top in the Ebay Spring & Summer Misspe...
The FA have charged Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini with being too handsome. Football Association supremo Arthur Slaphead-Mason claims the dashing Italian is bringing the English game into disrepute. "There are too many pretty boys runn...
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has admitted his teams 'surprise' five goal yield against Sunderland had given him all the encouragement to continue implementing his 'every over-paid misfit behind the ball' footballing philosophy. City fan...
Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini . Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...
City boss Roberto Mancini is set to drop star striker Mario Balotelli ahead of Sunday's crucial tussle with Chelsea. The hot-blooded striker has had discipline problems since he arrived at the Eastlands club and these came to a head in the week wh...
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has issued a severe warning to all his players on the dangers of eating chicken kiev before a big match. The former Inter Milan boss is concerned that some players might not be able to properly digest the po...
Manchester City have been linked with the woman who cleans the toilets at The Emirates Stadium. Mrs. Bankole, who arrived from Uganda in the summer, has been in impressive form of late. She recently managed to clean an entire cubicle to "a world...
Shocking times at the City of Manchester Stadium as City boss Roberto Mancini plans to sell goalkeeping legend Shay Given. The Irish goalkeeper is thought to be ready to leave Manchester via the M56, head down onto the M6 and leave behind Mancini'...
It's official. Roberto Mancini has responded to recent criticisms that Manchester City cannot win the Premier League by signing a brand new striker who millions of people will recognise. In light of a recent all time low turnout at the City of Man...
Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...
Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs. Given, asked after the 0-0 draw for h...
Under pressure Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is to undergo an operation to have his infamous woolly blue and white scarf removed from his neck before British Summer Time begins this weekend. He was clearly agitated during his side's defeat...
As Manchester City's form continues to plummet, a desperate Roberto Mancini has pleaded for help from the public to be on the lookout for his AWOL striker, Carlos Tevez. Luckily for him, the public have responded with comments on the website he ha...
Less than 24 hours after his dismissal, Mark Hughes seemed complacent with Manchester City's decision. "We were only 6th in the table and of course that's not good enough. Any manager who has that much money should be top of the table. I apologise...
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