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Funny story: Manchester City sign Favela

Manchester City sign Favela

After failing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo for a reported $150 million, Manchester City has turned their attention to Brazil and has signed an entire Sao Paulo favela. City spokesmen, Dirk Ferrara said: "We're absolutely delighted with this acquisiti...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt to play for Manchester City

Usain Bolt to play for Manchester City

The incredibly fast Jamaican sprinter and three-time World and Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt has accepted a contract to play for Manchester City Football Club. Club manager Roberto Mancini said that the best way to beat Manchester United and ge...

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Funny story: Man City finally top of a league as Mancini Mankinis a big hit on Spring/Summer Ebay Misspelling list

Man City finally top of a league as Mancini Mankinis a big hit on Spring/Summer Ebay Misspelling list

Eastlands: "Top at Last" read the press announcement from Man City as the misspelling of Mankini (the Borat version of the male bikini) and Roberto Mancini, 'current' Manchester City manager, made it to the top in the Ebay Spring & Summer Misspe...

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Funny story: FA charges against Roberto Mancini

FA charges against Roberto Mancini

The FA have charged Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini with being too handsome. Football Association supremo Arthur Slaphead-Mason claims the dashing Italian is bringing the English game into disrepute. "There are too many pretty boys runn...

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Funny story: Mancini surprise at goal yield of every over paid misfit behind the ball philosophy

Mancini surprise at goal yield of every over paid misfit behind the ball philosophy

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has admitted his teams 'surprise' five goal yield against Sunderland had given him all the encouragement to continue implementing his 'every over-paid misfit behind the ball' footballing philosophy. City fan...

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Funny story: Public Apology From Balotelli

Public Apology From Balotelli

Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini . Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...

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Funny story: Manchester City Boss Mancini To Drop Balotelli

Manchester City Boss Mancini To Drop Balotelli

City boss Roberto Mancini is set to drop star striker Mario Balotelli ahead of Sunday's crucial tussle with Chelsea. The hot-blooded striker has had discipline problems since he arrived at the Eastlands club and these came to a head in the week wh...

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Funny story: Mancini Warns Of Kiev Threat

Mancini Warns Of Kiev Threat

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has issued a severe warning to all his players on the dangers of eating chicken kiev before a big match. The former Inter Milan boss is concerned that some players might not be able to properly digest the po...

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Funny story: Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Manchester City have been linked with the woman who cleans the toilets at The Emirates Stadium. Mrs. Bankole, who arrived from Uganda in the summer, has been in impressive form of late. She recently managed to clean an entire cubicle to "a world...

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Funny story: Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.

Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.

Shocking times at the City of Manchester Stadium as City boss Roberto Mancini plans to sell goalkeeping legend Shay Given. The Irish goalkeeper is thought to be ready to leave Manchester via the M56, head down onto the M6 and leave behind Mancini'...

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Funny story: Mancini signs "The Man who drew 50,000 supporters"

Mancini signs "The Man who drew 50,000 supporters"

It's official. Roberto Mancini has responded to recent criticisms that Manchester City cannot win the Premier League by signing a brand new striker who millions of people will recognise. In light of a recent all time low turnout at the City of Man...

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Funny story: Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...

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Funny story: "Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

"Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs. Given, asked after the 0-0 draw for h...

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Funny story: Roberto Mancini to be surgically removed from his scarf

Roberto Mancini to be surgically removed from his scarf

Under pressure Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is to undergo an operation to have his infamous woolly blue and white scarf removed from his neck before British Summer Time begins this weekend. He was clearly agitated during his side's defeat...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez spotting on the rise

Carlos Tevez spotting on the rise

As Manchester City's form continues to plummet, a desperate Roberto Mancini has pleaded for help from the public to be on the lookout for his AWOL striker, Carlos Tevez. Luckily for him, the public have responded with comments on the website he ha...

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Funny story: Hughes Accepts City Sacking

Hughes Accepts City Sacking

Less than 24 hours after his dismissal, Mark Hughes seemed complacent with Manchester City's decision. "We were only 6th in the table and of course that's not good enough. Any manager who has that much money should be top of the table. I apologise...

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