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Funny story: Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman". We thought that our old mucker "Bob" would be interested in the...

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Funny story: Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Chicago, Illinois/ Jungle Drum News - Zimbabwe President by Popular Force, Robert Mugabe, spoke to an enthusiastic mob of Mau Mau Warriors in Chicago, Illinois, today, urging them to step up and take back their city, their land, their culture, and...

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Funny story: Bank Of Mugabe-Advertisement

Bank Of Mugabe-Advertisement

Welcome, my friends, to the Bank of Mugabe. The Bank that likes to say "Hands up! Give me all your property". The Bank of Mugabe is proud to call for foreign investment. Bring your money to us. You'll never see it again. Our founding father, Mr M, says "I promise to share your money in the same way that I share power-by committing murder and other nasty crime." The Bank of Mugabe. Because we...

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Funny story: Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...

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Funny story: Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum. "The guy...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive. 'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...

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Funny story: Mugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'

Mugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has praised Prime Minister Gordon Brown as 'an excellent student' after it emerged that marked electoral registers for the Glenrothes by-election have gone missing. The registers, which are the only record of who...

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Funny story: Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Zimbabwe, the funny little African country where inflation triples every five minutes, has abandoned its currency, and will, from tomorrow - or maybe even tonight - trade in buttons. President of Zimbabwe, the Dr Robert Mugabe, announced the chang...

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Funny story: Grace Mugabe put in charge of extracting confessions by torture

Grace Mugabe put in charge of extracting confessions by torture

Trials have been speeded up in Zimbabwe. Grace Mugabe, the wife of dictator Robert Mugabe, has been appointed the new top expert in "evidence" collection by her husband. This follows the delayed appearance in court of over 40 opposition MDC suppo...

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Funny story: Mugabe resigns

Mugabe resigns

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night. "Bob has finally done the right thi...

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Funny story: Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Robert Mugabe today blamed Britain and the United States for the cholera epidemic sweeping through Southern Africa. "It is an evil plot by Brown and Bush to force regime change on Zimbabwe" he said. When asked why he thought those countries wou...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

In breaking news, Paris Hilton has put up her hand (God knows where that's been) for the post of President of Zimbabwe. With the imminent demise of Robert Mugabe in the country's acme position, Madame Hilton believes that she is best placed to serve...

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Funny story: Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe declares USA elections null and void

Robert Mugabe declares USA elections null and void

Robert Mugabe, world-famous presidential person, upstanding Zimbabwean citizen and despot murderer has declared the USA presidential elections a complete sham and not worthy of the publicity they have received. In a sharply worded statement pinned...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe annoyed at unfair power sharing

Robert Mugabe annoyed at unfair power sharing

Robert Mugbaby, president and dictator of Basketcaseland, formerly Zimbabwe, who acceded to world pressure and announced the dividing up of government posts on a fair and equal 50-50 basis between his Zanu-PF party and Morgan Tsvangirai's MDC opposi...

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Funny story: Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Robert Mugabe has found a way of defying the EU Ban which prevents him of ever setting foot on continental Europe. It is rumoured that Mr Mugabe intends to digitally remaster himself enabling him to be sent to every fax machine in Europe as a junk fa...

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Funny story: Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

From bloody purge, electoral theft and threatened revolution, Zimbabwe has transitioned to a veritable dance, dance, revolution! Avowed enemies are now dancing the day and night away after a compromise that will make all leaders happy and leave Zimba...

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