Showing:

Funny satire stories about Robert Mueller

Try another search?

Funny story: Unredacted Mueller Report Reaches MSNBC

Unredacted Mueller Report Reaches MSNBC

Rockefeller Plaza, NYC. As Brian Williams was about to begin "The 11th Hour" program tonight, a messenger from an unidentified delivery service dropped off a sealed manuscript sent by Etaoin Shrdlu, the alleged leaker of the unredacted Mueller Report...

Read full story
Funny story: Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Washington, D. C. In a sharp response to a reporter's question regarding an alleged leak of his report on Trump's connections with the Russians in 2016, special counsel Robert Mueller vigorously denied that Etaoin Shrdlu or anyone else could have rel...

Read full story
Funny story: Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Etaoin Shrdlu, the linotype operator on the Robert Mueller team, has taken asylum in the Venezuelan embassy in Ottawa following his announcement that he has set in motion the release of an unredacted copy of the final report that Mueller delivered to...

Read full story
Funny story: Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...

Read full story
Funny story: 1973: Mueller Exonerates Nixon in Watergate Break-in

1973: Mueller Exonerates Nixon in Watergate Break-in

Department of Justice. Washington, D.C., May, 1973. Special Counsel Robert Mueller filed his Watergate Investigation report today without indicting President Richard Nixon in the break-in at the Democratic party's Watergate headquarters. Mueller'...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Made-of-Legos, FL President Trump, although not making the Mueller Report public, did give a synopsis of the information in the report. Some of the highlights include: * Trump has accomplished more in two years than any other president. * Trump...

Read full story
Funny story: Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”

Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If life were fair, Slim Everdingle would have taken a pass when he was first introduced to Alexandria “The Great.” She was a bartender in a sleazy saloon in a bad section of the Bronx that catered mainly to pimps, prostitutes and...

Read full story
Funny story: Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy

Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy

Rome, Italy - (Reuters): “Phew, Your Eminence,” the Pontifical Attorney for the Holy Spanish Inquisition said today as a Vatican conference on sex abuse ‘laughed itself silly’ on hearing the Pope’s predecessors had systematically destroyed abuse arc...

Read full story
Funny story: Mayan Chief Agrees To Pay For Wall: Expects Exclusive Human Sacrifice Rights

Mayan Chief Agrees To Pay For Wall: Expects Exclusive Human Sacrifice Rights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving leader, High Chief Hokum, announced from his office in the Yucatan that he will pay for Trump's wall on the border of the United States and Mexico in exchange for any human sacrifice rights forth...

Read full story
Funny story: Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin

Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin

BILLINGSGATE POST: BUZZNUTTS, the official source of leaks from Mueller’s Special Counsels Office, verified that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin shortly after he was elected will be indicted. The controver...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed President Trump would throw the towel in after seeing Roger Stone in shackles, they should think again. It was earlier reported that Robert Mueller had approved of a Tomahawk Missile strike on Roger Stone i...

Read full story
Funny story: Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...

Read full story
Funny story: Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James...

Read full story
Funny story: Mad Mueller, A Parody

Mad Mueller, A Parody

Mad Mueller on a wintry day, rocked the office with a "Hey, Why no indictment of Trump the Younger? For news like that the press does hunger." Swearing, "Damn rot!" he sent out a plea, warning his aides from sea to sea, "We've got to get Tr...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Calls Mueller A "Smelly Imitation Lawyer"

Trump Calls Mueller A "Smelly Imitation Lawyer"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previous news story, the repulsive character, Flyface, was introduced as Robert Mueller's alter-ego. Unsure of whether Mueller (Flyface) will call for his impeachment when he finally winds up his report, the frustrated Trum...

Read full story
Funny story: Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”

Mueller To Trump: “Dont Call Me Flyface.”

BILLINGSGATE POST:. Newsworthy or not, has a sitting president ever called the man charged with investigating him such a despicable name? I think not. “Flyface” connotes an image of incredible filth and ugliness. Notwithstanding the fact that Robe...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more