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Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Funny story: Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...

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Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

Funny story: Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum. "The guy...

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Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

Funny story: Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive. 'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...

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Mugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'

Funny story: Mugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has praised Prime Minister Gordon Brown as 'an excellent student' after it emerged that marked electoral registers for the Glenrothes by-election have gone missing. The registers, which are the only record of who...

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Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Funny story: Zimbabwe To Trade In Buttons

Zimbabwe, the funny little African country where inflation triples every five minutes, has abandoned its currency, and will, from tomorrow - or maybe even tonight - trade in buttons. President of Zimbabwe, the Dr Robert Mugabe, announced the chang...

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Grace Mugabe put in charge of extracting confessions by torture

Funny story: Grace Mugabe put in charge of extracting confessions by torture

Trials have been speeded up in Zimbabwe. Grace Mugabe, the wife of dictator Robert Mugabe, has been appointed the new top expert in "evidence" collection by her husband. This follows the delayed appearance in court of over 40 opposition MDC suppo...

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Mugabe resigns

Funny story: Mugabe resigns

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night. "Bob has finally done the right thi...

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Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Funny story: Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Robert Mugabe today blamed Britain and the United States for the cholera epidemic sweeping through Southern Africa. "It is an evil plot by Brown and Bush to force regime change on Zimbabwe" he said. When asked why he thought those countries wou...

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Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

Funny story: Paris Hilton possible replacement for Mugabe in Zimbabwe

In breaking news, Paris Hilton has put up her hand (God knows where that's been) for the post of President of Zimbabwe. With the imminent demise of Robert Mugabe in the country's acme position, Madame Hilton believes that she is best placed to serve...

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Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Funny story: Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...

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Robert Mugabe declares USA elections null and void

Funny story: Robert Mugabe declares USA elections null and void

Robert Mugabe, world-famous presidential person, upstanding Zimbabwean citizen and despot murderer has declared the USA presidential elections a complete sham and not worthy of the publicity they have received. In a sharply worded statement pinned...

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Robert Mugabe annoyed at unfair power sharing

Funny story: Robert Mugabe annoyed at unfair power sharing

Robert Mugbaby, president and dictator of Basketcaseland, formerly Zimbabwe, who acceded to world pressure and announced the dividing up of government posts on a fair and equal 50-50 basis between his Zanu-PF party and Morgan Tsvangirai's MDC opposi...

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Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Funny story: Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Robert Mugabe has found a way of defying the EU Ban which prevents him of ever setting foot on continental Europe. It is rumoured that Mr Mugabe intends to digitally remaster himself enabling him to be sent to every fax machine in Europe as a junk fa...

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Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

Funny story: Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

From bloody purge, electoral theft and threatened revolution, Zimbabwe has transitioned to a veritable dance, dance, revolution! Avowed enemies are now dancing the day and night away after a compromise that will make all leaders happy and leave Zimba...

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Zimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger!

Funny story: Zimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger!

Money in Zimbabwe is worth less and less and less every day so Mr Robert Mugabe the President has told the Zimbabwe Central Bank to start printing a $10,000,000,000 bank note. As well as the new amount the size of the note has changed.

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Robert Mugabe Named A Living Saint

Funny story: Robert Mugabe Named A Living Saint

Today, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe was named a living saint, according to the media in Britain.

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Looking back, Mugabe credits slogan for victory

Funny story: Looking back, Mugabe credits slogan for victory

Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe, who recently was reelected, credits his victory to his "grand" campaign slogan.

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Robert Mugabe apologises

Funny story: Robert Mugabe apologises

In what is seen as the most unusual and unprecedented event of 2008, Robert Mugabe has turned around and apologised to the world for the recent carry-on surrounding his illegal re-election as dictator of Zimbabwe.

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