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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart is said to be feeling very down and depressed about the fact that her career has seemed to hit a fortified brick wall. Stewart recently spoke with Barbara Walters on The View a...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson. Stewar...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Bandini Borrapelli film The Dixieland Vampires. Borrapelli spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and in...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach. The couple was s...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

SANTA MONICA - Pamela Anderson is back in the news and the former Baywatch babe is extremely happy about it. Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita Guacamole reported Anderson was spotted on the famed Santa Monica Pier passionately making out with Twi...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...

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Funny story: The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Spotted Out and About With Dennis Rodman

Kristen Stewart Spotted Out and About With Dennis Rodman

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart was seen walking hand in hand with former NBA Bad Boy, Dennis "The Menace" Rodman. The two were spotted going into Needleman's Tattoo Parlor which is owned and operated by the w...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kristen Stewart was sitting in a booth at the popular Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant. As she sat all alone eating an order of bacon and broccoli breakfast tacos she was overheard talking to herself. A restaurant patr...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin. The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown

Kristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown

VENICE BEACH - The female star of the Twilight Saga movie series, Kristen Stewart was recently spotted down on Venice Beach walking barefoot and mumbling to herself. K-Stew, as Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed her, has of late been acting extrem...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

HOLLYWOOD - Christmas time was not a very happy time for the star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart. Reports are that Stewart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Rob Pattinson argued and fought back and forth like the LaLaLand version...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...

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