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Funny story: Gronk in the Movies-Naked, Of Course!

Gronk in the Movies-Naked, Of Course!

When we thought of Patriot tight end Rob Gronkowski as having a career in movies, we did not think he was suited for porno (excuse us, we mean adult entertainment). Yet, he has been made an offer he can refuse-- to do a film where he bares all for...

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Funny story: The Philosophy of Gronk from A to B

The Philosophy of Gronk from A to B

On a Boston radio show on station WEEI, Rob Gronkowski began to explain his sophisticated sense of the existential crisis facing all of us in the 21st century, following in the steps of Jean-Paul Satre and Albert Camus. On the vagaries of life and...

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Funny story: If You Break His Arm, Is Gronk's Season Not Over?

If You Break His Arm, Is Gronk's Season Not Over?

New England's Patriots sent out Rob Gronkowski before his forearm was fully healed, and he reinjured it, forcing a second surgery in two months. He will miss the Super Bowl. Gronk wanted to play, but was that decision wisely allowed to be made at...

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Funny story: Gronk Emerges from the Ashes

Gronk Emerges from the Ashes

Looking wan and pale, tentative and skittish, superstar Patriot poster boy for fun, Rob Gronkowski was allowed out of the Belichick dungeon for the first time in weeks, only days before the last regular season game with the Miami Dolphins. Hours a...

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Funny story: Tebow and Gronk Look Toward a New Year

Tebow and Gronk Look Toward a New Year

Tim Tebow may need to do more praying. Tyrannosaurus Rex Ryan has bypassed the good Christian soldier in favor of a third-string backup. This would be inconsequential if Tebow did not have more experience, leading a team a year ago to the playo...

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Funny story: Gronk's Colorful Life Outside the Lines of Football

Gronk's Colorful Life Outside the Lines of Football

For those fans that have thought Rob Gronkowski, the spiking machine of the New England Patriots, is some kind of animated creation, the truth is out there. Gronk has taken his cartoonish antics to the real world of anime where the line between li...

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Funny story: Gronk and Lucic Yuck It Up on the Town

Gronk and Lucic Yuck It Up on the Town

Milan Lucic of the Boston Bruins isn't playing hockey much this year-as he is locked out and forced to skate only in local rinks when he can find the ice time. After Thanksgiving he found plenty of ice at a local watering hole where the ice re...

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Funny story: Coach Bill Belichick Trusts Pony Express for News

Coach Bill Belichick Trusts Pony Express for News

New England coach Bill Belichick held a press conference and announced he had not heard anything about Rob Gronkowski (his star tight end having broken a forearm). The Gronk, as he is affectionately known, had surgery at Mass. General Hospital ea...

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Funny story: Broken Dreams for Gronk Foretold and Forearmed?

Broken Dreams for Gronk Foretold and Forearmed?

Rob Gronkowski has broken his forearm during a game while his team was cruising forevermore to 59 points in victory, and now Gronk's fortune breaks the resolve of Patriot fans. We can only tell Patriot fans to smile, though your heart is breaking.

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Funny story: Let Them Eat Gronk! (Or at Least A Giant Cake of the New England Patriot)

Let Them Eat Gronk! (Or at Least A Giant Cake of the New England Patriot)

There will be no donut hole in the head of Rob Gronkowski. His sweet life continues to roll on like a Fellini movie on steroids. One of his biggest sponsors has commissioned a life-size cake of the Gronk to be unveiled at Gillette Stadium befor...

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Funny story: Another Dull Week with Your New England Patriots

Another Dull Week with Your New England Patriots

Once again, the New England Patriots had no news, which some interpret as good news. If you are looking at the outward signs, you find that nearly every player on the team is on some kind of injury status. This season, unlike previous, the only he...

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Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Huffs and Puffs at Gronk

Hurricane Sandy Huffs and Puffs at Gronk

Hurricane Sandy took down many houses and trees around the Northeast. If there was one symbol still standing after the huffing and puffing of a diabolical storm, it was the New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski. Try as it might, Gronk stood up to...

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Funny story: Gronk Flakes or Flutie Flakes: Only e-Bay Will Tell

Gronk Flakes or Flutie Flakes: Only e-Bay Will Tell

Rob Gronkowski has beaten many opponents in his two-year career as a tight end. The biggest flake on the Patriots has now given us a literal flake. Grrr-onk is taking on his toughest competitor in a limited match. Yes, Gronk is going to spike it t...

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Funny story: Those on the Patriots Bench Are True Giants of the Game

Those on the Patriots Bench Are True Giants of the Game

The best playing of the evening took place about 30 minutes before kickoff when the Patriots took on the Giants in the final preseason game at the Meadowlands. If you missed the pregame highlights, you missed the best part of the evening's fun.

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Funny story: Gronk Plays The Invisible Man

Gronk Plays The Invisible Man

After the notorious "Summer of Gronk," a time when daily reports dominated the media on the antics of Rob Gronkowski, tight end and tweeter emeritus, we have lost all sight of the big New England Patriot superstar. Hitting home runs in a derby, po...

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Funny story: Gronk Arrested by Belichick's Secret Police

Gronk Arrested by Belichick's Secret Police

After all the hue and cry, Belichick is shutting down the sturm and drang of Gronk on parade. Yes, Gronk has hit a telephone pole (metaphorically speaking) like Captain Jason the Kidd. We can only imagine what horrors would befall Rob Gronkowsk...

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Funny story: Gronk Disrobes for Every Fan and Fanny

Gronk Disrobes for Every Fan and Fanny

The new ESPN Body Issue, featuring your favorite athletes au naturel is coming round the mountain. Let us be the first to report to those with prurient interest, the results of a nude Rob Gronkowski spread are inconclusive. Gronk may not get yo...

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