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Funny story: Pay as you go - motorists in Britain will plan routes carefully

Pay as you go - motorists in Britain will plan routes carefully

There'll be no more 'nipping down the road in the car to pick up fish 'n' chips, if Britain adopts 'Pay as you go'. It is in the planning stages that British drivers will soon have to pay per mile travelled. Crazy though it may sound it has a lot of benefits: People will walk more and so get much needed exercise. Petrol bills will go down (BUT this COULD have an adverse effect by driving...

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Funny story: Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge has announced plans to introduce even more traffic lights on the city's busy ring road in an attempt to force residents to accept the congestion charge. Latest plans show additional pot-holes and collapsed sewers to be investigated in 6...

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Funny story: Highways Agency to Shut Down; Lack of Cones Blamed

Highways Agency to Shut Down; Lack of Cones Blamed

The Highways Agency - the department responsible for closing Britain's roads - is to be forced to close. In a shocking revelation we have learned that the Highways Agency has run out of traffic cones and is even appealing to students, stag parties...

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Funny story: Sick Lollipop Man Responsible for the Deaths of Five Children

Sick Lollipop Man Responsible for the Deaths of Five Children

A concerned father from Devon was getting a bit worried about all three of his children getting put in to detention for being late for classes three days in a row. They said; "But daddy! It's not our fault we are late for lessons, it's the traf...

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Funny story: Residents Angered By Increase In Road Humps And Cameras

Residents Angered By Increase In Road Humps And Cameras

Residents of a Devon suburb are becoming increasingly concerned at the number of road humps and cameras appearing in their neighbourhood, claiming that their presence are in fact CREATING significant hazards for both motorists as well as pedestrians.

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Funny story: Jobless armies paving the way

Jobless armies paving the way

(Washington) President Obama announced yesterday massive road construction planned nationwide enlisting aid from thousands of unemployed people. The "Pot Hole Brigade" as they've been dubbed are excited to be back working again. Finding employm...

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Funny story: A pedestrian is knocked down every 5 minutes on UK roads

A pedestrian is knocked down every 5 minutes on UK roads

Research has today revealed that roads in the UK are equally as dangerous as the extremely dangerous UK drivers who use them. Despite the deployment of revenue cameras every 100 metres on open roads, a pedestrian is still knocked down every five m...

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Funny story: Road to nowhere: Labour's 12 year-old rule goes under the sea

Road to nowhere: Labour's 12 year-old rule goes under the sea

Twelve years of Labour government swiftly went below the surface of the sea today, and left many of their MPs struggling against a tide of derision and resentment. 'It were awful', said part-time embezzler and full-time liar Hazel Blears, MP, 'one...

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Funny story: Traffic Cone to Retire After Twelve Years of Hard Labor

Traffic Cone to Retire After Twelve Years of Hard Labor

Interstate 40, Amarillo, Texas -- After twelve years of public service, the Department of Transportation has announced the retirement of one of the agency's most durable traffic cones. "It's a sad day today," highway worker, Mike Davey, said as he...

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Funny story: Detroit plagued with roaming potholes, threaten other states

Detroit plagued with roaming potholes, threaten other states

Detroit claims it can't get a handle on the numerous potholes plaguing the City's streets due to "roaming potholes," city officials said today. "The potholes have been moving around and are hard to keep track of", said DPW worker Tyrone Lowbrow...

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Funny story: Boundary-Pushing New Research: Males must legally walk 7 roads before becoming a man

Boundary-Pushing New Research: Males must legally walk 7 roads before becoming a man

New research from the Department of answering hypothetical song lyrics today has found that in order to be considered an adult males must walk down 7 13.6km tarmac roads no wider than 160ft and no shorter than 3ft between the hours of 8am and 3pm wit...

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Funny story: Road pricing to become law

Road pricing to become law

Under a new initiative drawn up by a hapless Chancellor, and in keeping with quick government action when fleecing the public directly themselves, road pricing takes effect from 1 June this year.

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Funny story: CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

A little known provision of the California Vehicle Code is spreading like a wildfire by the word of mouth. More people have learned about CVC §21800(b)(1) last month than about Ron Paul and, unlike his presidency, it is available for public benefit r...

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Funny story: Britain's Most Dangerous Road Named

Britain's Most Dangerous Road Named

A short section of road in Lancashire has been named as the most dangerous in Britain in a new survey.

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Funny story: Green cross code man killed 'just yards from zebra crossing'

Green cross code man killed 'just yards from zebra crossing'

Former road safety superhero the Green Cross Code Man has been killed after being knocked down near to a pedestrian crossing in his local town. The giant man known to millions for his tireless campaign to warn children of the dangers of crossing the...

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Funny story: Trunk driving village to brink

Trunk driving village to brink

A community in the County's heartland is set to take up arms over the proposed construction of a trunk road that will swathe through it like "a black serpent from the bowels of hell."...

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