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Funny story: Obama to visit Rio

Obama to visit Rio

President Obama is to pay a visit to Former England captain Rio Ferdinand,so he can get a first hand account of the conflict between Rio and Fabio Capello, the England manager. 'Before we have a UN resolution on this matter' Obama announced 'I wan...

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Funny story: 10 Reasons Why England Were Actually Supposed To Beat Germany

10 Reasons Why England Were Actually Supposed To Beat Germany

1. Wayne Rooney is far more passionate than any German player, as shown by his 'plea' to fans for support after the Algeria game..."Nice to see your own fans booing you, that's what loyal support is, for f***'s sake." No German player would be passionate enough to do that.. 2. England's captain actually had the dignity to get injured after arriving in South Africa. Michael Ballack, take note...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand injury blamed on stray bullet from Cumbria

Rio Ferdinand injury blamed on stray bullet from Cumbria

England captain and star of the classic BAFTA award winning TV show 'Rio Ferdinand's Wind-ups', Rio Ferdinand is out of the 2010 World Cup after suffering a freak injury. Ferdinand was stood on the edge of the penalty box in a training session wi...

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Funny story: JT Can't Keep the Gnome Fires Burning Like Rio

JT Can't Keep the Gnome Fires Burning Like Rio

Love rat and former England and Chelsea statue John Terry has failed miserably to take a leaf out of Rio Ferdinand's book on happy families, writes Virginia Ratpoison. Ferdinand recently bought four garden gnomes for his Cheshire mansion, and had...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Loses England Captain's Armband

Rio Ferdinand Loses England Captain's Armband

Rio Ferdinand, the Manchester United defender who recently found himself the unwitting recipient of John Terry's misfortune when the Chelsea star was relieved of the England team captaincy, himself had the misfortune to lose the armband on Sunday - b...

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Funny story: No WAGs, shags or slags in Rio Ferdinand homemade orgy vid says Capello

No WAGs, shags or slags in Rio Ferdinand homemade orgy vid says Capello

London - (X-Rated): The ten minute footage passed muster after Capello spent 'several hours' screwtinising Ferdinand's infamous 2005 Cyprus holiday home movie. The England coach hunkered down to the onerous task last week amid FA fears the video...

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Funny story: Lying, sex tape star and convicted drink driver named new England football captain

Lying, sex tape star and convicted drink driver named new England football captain

Fabio Capello today proudly announced the name of the next English football captain today after relieving John Terry of the responsibility. It's none other than the star of classic TV show 'Rio Plays For Laughs' - Rio Ferdinand. The youth of En...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand and Owen Hargreaves claim OAP benefits!

Rio Ferdinand and Owen Hargreaves claim OAP benefits!

Man United's long term injured pair, Rio Ferdinand and Owen Hargreaves, have put in claims for their OAP (old age pension) benefits! Rio and Owen have decided enough is enough and early retirement seems to have its attractions. 75% of present p...

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Funny story: England pre Capello was a circus claims Ferdinand

England pre Capello was a circus claims Ferdinand

England football team vice captain, Rio Ferdinand, rather honestly told journalist that under the previous two regimes the team had a circus feel about it. He was commenting on some of the off field aspects between games not when they were on pitc...

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Funny story: England Ready For Belarus Onslaught

England Ready For Belarus Onslaught

After last weekend's controversial booing scenes at Wembley during their World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan, England are bracing themselves for a similar onslaught of jeering from a partisan crowd in Minsk tomorrow night. England take on the m...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello cuts off Rio Ferdinand's finger to demonstrate new discipline

Fabio Capello cuts off Rio Ferdinand's finger to demonstrate new discipline

Fabio Capello has once again demonstrated how he intends to inculcate discipline into the recalcitrant England squad.

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Funny story: The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

Anton Ferdinand, the West Ham United defender, and younger brother of ugly Manchester United star Rio Ferdinand, attacked a rival player leaving him deaf in one ear when a football night out went sideways, it has been claimed. The incident happene...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

A schoolboy from Sheffield has created the first new character to be included in one of Britain's favourite comic strips since it began 50 years ago.

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