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Funny story: Paul McCartney Visits The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool

Paul McCartney Visits The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool

LIVERPOOL - Sir Paul McCartney flew into his home town of Liverpool to visit the Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum which houses hundreds of Beatles memorabilia, relics, and artifacts. McCartney had heard about the museum being broken into on...

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Funny story: The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.

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Funny story: George Harrison Meant "My Sweet Lord" as Tribute to Mo-Town: Patti Boyd

George Harrison Meant "My Sweet Lord" as Tribute to Mo-Town: Patti Boyd

Former wife and still a huge fan of George Harrison, Patti Boyd told "Best in British Rock" yesterday that the late Beatle, George Harrison, meant his song's tune to be a tribute to the Mo-Town sound but was sued before he could talk to the people th...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr, 70, sat in his mansion Yellow Submarine Estates, nestled in the Hollywood Hills with a look of sheer satisfaction showing on his face. The man who had been the drummer for the greatest band in hi...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr Vs Simon Rattle: Scouse Faves Duke It Out!

Ringo Starr Vs Simon Rattle: Scouse Faves Duke It Out!

A war of words has broken out between two of Liverpool's favourite sons over who is the more loyal Scouser. Ex-Beatle, Ringo Starr is to visit the city next year as part of a world-wide tour and Sir Simon Rattle is currently in the UK with his Ber...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr's Advise For Adult Diaper Rash!

Ringo Starr's Advise For Adult Diaper Rash!

Hello. Hello. Hello. "Will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I'm sixty four?" Remember that? A big hit for me and the boys. But now that I'm 70, I'd like to pass along a little "Help from my friends". I'm talking about adult diaper rash and it's a serious subject. You could lose you family jewels through infection. Here goes: Keep the skin dry with powder and make sure the s...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Asks "Who Or What Is Lady Gaga?

Sir Paul McCartney Asks "Who Or What Is Lady Gaga?

Sir Paul McCartney, on his first appearance since the one at the White House with the Obamas where he sung the song "Michelle" to the First Lady, was asked if he thought Lady Gaga was the most important singer today. "What's a Lady Gaga?" "One...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Talks About White House While Attending Ringo's Fifth 60th Birthday Celebration

Sir Paul McCartney Talks About White House While Attending Ringo's Fifth 60th Birthday Celebration

Sir Paul McCartney, much to the chagrin of one Ringo Starr, was surrounded by reporters while he was attending his ex-Beatle partner, Ringo's 60th birthday party (love & peace). Ignoring Ringo's "Hey guys, I'm over HERE!!", reporters asked Sir...

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Funny story: Get a life Ringo tells the Pope

Get a life Ringo tells the Pope

London - (Robber Soul): "He's a real nowhere man!" Ringo Starr commented today after being told the Pope had un-excommunicated The Beatles, denounced by a prececessor as agents of satan. "He's as blind as he can be, Just sees what he wants to s...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney: Ringo Was the Real Walrus

Paul McCartney: Ringo Was the Real Walrus

Yonkers, New York - After a recent date with his fiance' Paul McCartney stopped in a local Pub for a cold one and The Spoof was there to chat with him. "Get away mate I'm just here for a beer to wash down me meds, I have like 15 different ones these days," said Paul, "I don't smoke grass anymore, don't want any, run along." We then showed Paul our official Spoof.com Press ID and he immediate...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr To Tour Together

Sir Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr To Tour Together

In a surprise announcement yesterday, Sir Paul McCartney and former Beatle's partner, Ringo Starr, are planning to do a tour in the United States come next summer. "Paul and I are planning to get with people soon and plan out the schedule", stated...

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Funny story: Beatles reunion marred by crap songs

Beatles reunion marred by crap songs

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr performed together last night in a New York concert ruined by poor songs. The two remaining Beatles sung Hey Jude, I Am The Walrus, and a new composition by Ringo entitled 'Aviva, Aviva', a politically motivated son...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr To Study For a Degree

Ringo Starr To Study For a Degree

News just in. Ringo Starr the 'fourth' beatle is to study for a degree at Bill Shankley Institute Liverpool. He originally tried to enroll on the music program, but a lack of talent prevented him from taking up a place. Instead he is to study for the...

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Funny story: O.A.P Ringo Starr was potential victim of Ross and Brand

O.A.P Ringo Starr was potential victim of Ross and Brand

Dotty old Ringo Starr 68, bravely, foiled falling victim to the deadly duo of Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand. When 'Scouser' Starr appeared on Ross's programme, 'Friday Night with Jonathan Ross'. Millions saw 'sly' Ross begging and harassing the...

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Funny story: 'William Shatner and Ringo Starr both have mad-old-man disease say Docs'

'William Shatner and Ringo Starr both have mad-old-man disease say Docs'

Doctors have asked the general public for calm and patience, when reacting to the recent spate of old entertainers talking shit on the internet. They can't help it. IT'S A REAL DISEASE. Ringo Starr has recently decided he HATED people who write to...

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Funny story: Santa Claus copies Ringo Starr and tells kids 'no more mail...and f$!* off'!'

Santa Claus copies Ringo Starr and tells kids 'no more mail...and f$!* off'!'

Santa Claus has had enough. He has told children (who are our future), to piss off, in a 'Ringo Starr' styled unprovoked ranting tirade. Self-centred kiddies of the world, were shocked to see a grumpy, bearded, drunken, and tired-looking 'Santa...

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