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Funny story: Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

DETROIT - Rihanna told the audience at The Carburetor Coliseum that she had a surprise for them. And then she opened her mouth wide open and flashed her teeth. And right away the venue filled with a chorus of widespread oohs and aahs as they could...

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Funny story: Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...

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Funny story: Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story. Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the mo...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...

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Funny story: Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista. It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in...

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Funny story: Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!

Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!

LOS ANGELES - Alec Baldwin has once again showed America and the world that he is 55 going on 15 as he insulted a pizza employee who cut his pizza into eight pieces instead of six. The man has one of the quickest tempers on both sides of the Missi...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word. According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...

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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...

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Funny story: Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...

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Funny story: Rihanna Finally Admits She Hates Chris Brown

Rihanna Finally Admits She Hates Chris Brown

DETROIT - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that it appears that Rihanna has finally come to her senses. The Caribbean singer confided to Carolina Chipotle with BPT that she has realized that her infatuation with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown is over.

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Funny story: Iowa Bans Rihanna From Visiting The State

Iowa Bans Rihanna From Visiting The State

DES MOINES - The governor of Iowa has issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits Rihanna from ever setting foot in the Corn on The Cob State. Governor Terry Branstad stated that just in the past three weeks he has received dozens of petitions f...

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Funny story: Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

PETALUMA, California - Singer Rihanna, who is not shy when it comes to showing skin, has just announced that she has made an interesting purchase. The Caribbean beauty has just bought The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort in Petaluma. The nudist...

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Funny story: Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

TUCSON - Rihanna was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Annual Battered Women Who Forgive Their Husbands and/or Boyfriends Convention. The Caribbean beauty told the group that she has caught a lot of flack from millions of American women...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna was in the Big Easy where she performed at The Voodoo Arena on her nationwide Tit For Tat Tour. After the concert she spoke with Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti who is married to Hercules Confetti a writer for Sporting...

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Funny story: California Threatens Spin Doctors

California Threatens Spin Doctors

SACRAMENTO - Dalrymple's Dictionary defines the term spin doctor, as being a public relations individual who is paid big bucks to put a positive spin on anything of a negative nature. According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the term first c...

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Funny story: Is Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?

Is Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?

Following the revleation that Rihanna has returned to an abusive relationship with Chris Brown, the media has simply been asking why, Rihanna, why? Some women talk show hosts have lambasted Rihanna for being a poor role model for young girls. Her...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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