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Funny story: Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

'Dave' Cameron, the cool leader of the once-hated UK Conservative party, today held up the leading satirical website The Spoof as a glowing example of how self-regulation can work for good in tomorrow's Britain today. In a speech to leading media...

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Funny story: I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

The singer said writing his shopping list had helped him with his decision. Bristol born pub singer Ricky Martin has announced his real name is Barry Mealive, ending years of speculation over his real name. Martin, who has sold more than 6 cds...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin To Appear With Nina Dobrev On "The Vampire Dairies"

Ricky Martin To Appear With Nina Dobrev On "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The gay world's newest member Ricky "Licky" Martin has just stated that he has signed on to star in an episode of The Vampire Dairies. Martin will star as Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev's) long lost cousin Alphonse Du Chateau who arrives i...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, and Nadine Coyle Say Ricky Martin Is Real Pretty And They Support "Her"

Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, and Nadine Coyle Say Ricky Martin Is Real Pretty And They Support "Her"

LONDON - In a surprise move 60 percent of the British all-girl band Girls Aloud stated pubicly, ah lets make that publicly, that they totally support Ricky Martin in his 'coming out' party. Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, and Nadine Coyle all agreed t...

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Funny story: President Obama Told That Ricky Martin Is Gay Asks "Dean Martin's Son?"

President Obama Told That Ricky Martin Is Gay Asks "Dean Martin's Son?"

WATERLOO, Iowa - President Barack Obama was in town to kick off The 97th Annual Corncob Tossing Championship and 17 Mile Three-Legged Corn Sack Race. He was asked what he thought about the former Menudo singing sensation Ricky Martin coming out. T...

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Funny story: Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

New York - (Men Nudo): "Magnificent body! Gave me goosebumps all night long all over my own stonking pelotas," Martin commented today. Speaking in his fist official interview since coming out on Monday singer Ricky Martin told celebwatch site LA F...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin is GAY!

Ricky Martin is GAY!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Today Ricky Martin announced... guess what? He's GAY! + Elton John swooned, Patrick Harris swished, Ellen asked him to bend over and motioned with a cigar, and Clay Akin serenaded him. Gay celebrities we...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin states the obvious

Ricky Martin states the obvious

Ricky Martin, the one-hit wonder of Living La Vida Loca fame, has announced today that he is gay. His publicity company had advised him to keep his secret hidden, to stay firmly in the closet, as openly admitting he likes men could harm his career...

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Funny story: Gay Man Admits to Being Ricky Martin

Gay Man Admits to Being Ricky Martin

Fans of homosexuals were left reeling last night when it turned out that one of their number was in fact deeply mediocre hip-jangler Ricky Martin. The Livin' La Vida Loca singer had managed to avoid coming out for the last two decades with a serie...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin To Star As Elton John In "Boa's and Lace - The Elton John Story"

Ricky Martin To Star As Elton John In "Boa's and Lace - The Elton John Story"

LONDON - Ricky Martin met with executives of Castle Moat Pictures and will be appearing in May in the Amaretto Monteverdi film Boa's and Lace - The Elton John Story. Martin said that ever since he was first offered the role back in November he wan...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin Asked To Return His Kids Choice Award For Best Male Role Model

Ricky Martin Asked To Return His Kids Choice Award For Best Male Role Model

LOS ANGELES - The Kids Choice Awards Steering Committee met in emergency session and voted 12 to 1 to ask Ricky "In A Gay Way" Martin to please have the common courtesy and decent decency to return the Kids Choice Award for Best Male Role Model that...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

LONG BEACH, California - Soon-to-be-ex-husband of Sandra Bullock, Jesse "Dick With Feet" James wants it made perfectly clear that he has never met Ricky Martin, alias "Purple" Martin. James said that he was asked if there was any chance that the e...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin Finally Admits It - He Was Livin' La Gay Vida Loca

Ricky Martin Finally Admits It - He Was Livin' La Gay Vida Loca

NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, going back to his singing days in the boy band Menudo, and later in the older boy band Caldo, and presently in the male band Los Taquitos, Ricky Martin has announced in his official web site that he is...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding Livid Following Ricky Martin 'Gay' Revelation

Sarah Harding Livid Following Ricky Martin 'Gay' Revelation

Girls Aloud's very own bikini-babe blonde-bombshell Sarah Harding was said to be absolutely livid, spitting feathers, hopping mad, bloody furious, and borderline ballistic as Latino heart-throb Ricky Martin chose to announce that he's gay at the very...

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Funny story: Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

The latest speculation coming out of La-La Land is that recently outed Ricky Martin may have been the fifth 'mistress' of ruthless outlaw and tattoo aficionado Jesse James. Jesse James recently admitted to an 11-month extra-martial affair with tat...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Raving poofter Ricky Martin has finally taken his balls out of his mother's purse and admitted that he is gay. In a career spanning three decades, the spineless lothario was all the time living la vida homo, but never admitting to it; instead he h...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms

Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms

Ricky Martin this week declared that he found his new life in his £1.7 million luxury pad in England an inspiration towards his new album material. The 36 year old Puerto Rican moved to his 9 bedroom 12 acre estate in Ashington, Northumberland in Jan...

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