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Funny story: Santorum To Turn Washington Monument Into Crucifix

Santorum To Turn Washington Monument Into Crucifix

NEW YORK, NY Worldwide famous psychic Sylvia Browne appeared on "The Today Show" Monday morning and revealed Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum's alarming plans for the Washington Monument. Santorum is allegedly planning on turning the Egy...

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Funny story: Rick Santorum embraces the Mormons in wake of Romney Excommunication

Rick Santorum embraces the Mormons in wake of Romney Excommunication

AMERICAN FORK, UTAH (ABSNN) - Quick to reap political hay in the wake of the stunning news that Mitt Romney was excommunicated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, the Mormons, presidential hopeful Rick Santorum began studies to co...

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Funny story: Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...

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Funny story: Sanatorium for US Presidency

Sanatorium for US Presidency

Rick Sanatorium has taken a major step towards the US Presidency with cackle wins in a couple of God fearing American states. This brings the time closer when America will be taken to a Sanatorium Utopia where effigies of Darwin will be burnt in cele...

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Funny story: Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike "The Situation" is, however, causing quite a stir with news that the baby may be his, sending shockwaves through Amer...

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Funny story: Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States, tried once again, to walk back some of his controversial statements pertaining to women. As the press corps looked on in stunned silence, he continued,"And I never said, for every great...

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Funny story: Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

The top Republican think tank in Washington, C.E.S.S.P.O.O.L., has released its top five Imbeciles list, people whom it says have made significant contributions to the betterment of the Party's reputation for incessant idiocy. Number 5. Rand Paul...

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Funny story: Santorum and Romney disagree with Limbaugh's choice of vocabulary, so many better words than "slut"

Santorum and Romney disagree with Limbaugh's choice of vocabulary, so many better words than "slut"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Both Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum both distanced themselves this week from vocabulary that radio host Rush Limbaugh used to describe a woman who expressed the opinion that her health insurance should pay for her contraception. L...

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Funny story: SAT scores above 550 to re-education camps! GOP announces 2012 platform

SAT scores above 550 to re-education camps! GOP announces 2012 platform

Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States of America, announced this morning that he had introduced a plank in the GOP 2012 platform to send all high school students with a SAT score above 550 to re-education camps. "What we don't n...

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Funny story: Electric Pineapple's Artois Armond Gordon To Sue Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Behalf of the Monkees

Electric Pineapple's Artois Armond Gordon To Sue Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Behalf of the Monkees

London- Artois Armond Gordon, lead singer and song writer for heavy meat band Electric Pineapple, says he will sue the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for its failure to include The Monkees. "I can understand why Electric Pineapple is not in there, we...

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Funny story: Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every da...

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Funny story: Santorum Beats His Wife

Santorum Beats His Wife

Mitt Romney beat Rick Santorum in the Arizona and Michigan primaries Tuesday night. His dominance over Mr. Santorum in the Republican presidential nominating race may have led to Mr. Santorum taking it out on his wife, Karen, mother to their seven ch...

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Funny story: Politician Could Have Used Local Man's Single, Meaningless Vote

Politician Could Have Used Local Man's Single, Meaningless Vote

(February 28, 2012)... Stunning news for a promising political campaign today, as a Presidential Candidate fell just short of victory, and lost a statewide primary by a single vote. After hours of statistical analysis and sociological speculation, t...

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Funny story: Osmonds and Nolans square off on Republican Nominee Race

Osmonds and Nolans square off on Republican Nominee Race

Two once-popular but long forgotten familial bands from the seventies, the Osmonds and the Nolans, have entered into a bizarre Twitter feud about their preferred Republican presidential nominees and their conflicting religiosities. The Osmonds fav...

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Funny story: Would Santorum Pick Pope Benedict As Running Mate If Former Is Chosen To Run for President?

Would Santorum Pick Pope Benedict As Running Mate If Former Is Chosen To Run for President?

In a surprise comment made at a campaign breakfast on February 20 in Muskegon, Michigan for 'Tea Party Young Zealots,' GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum stunned the crowd by daring the U.S. that if nominated, he will choose the Vatican's Pope Be...

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Funny story: Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require...

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Funny story: Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Cardinal Risk Sanatorium of Pennsylvania, leading contender for the POP Primary race, accuses President O'Bama of Apostasy, and is planning an auto-da-fé this coming November to force him to be shunned by the members of religious groups, and then sub...

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