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Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet. Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir. P...

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Funny story: DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and thoroughly adventurous attempts by once proud and reasonably respectable Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon another time aw…

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Funny story: Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

VARINA, Virginia - Snoop Dogg, 50-Cent, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and 2Pac all sing rap music. And the very first singer to ever record a rap song was a white country boy named Jimmy Dean, who back in 1961, had a number one hit with his song "Big John." Y...

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Funny story: Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

A full generation after the Watergate break in and successive cover-up, a new White House tape discovery is adding additional insight and information about former President Richard M. Nixon. This tape reveals that the man reviled as "tricky Dick" go...

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Funny story: Coincidence? I think not...

Coincidence? I think not...

Is it just a coincidence, or do we finally have evidence that history does truly repeat itself? Scientists at the Ridiculous Waste of American Taxpayer Dollars Center for the Discovery of Non Essential and Useless Facts have discovered, in legal r...

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Funny story: Nixon reckoned Obama 'should have been culled at birth'

Nixon reckoned Obama 'should have been culled at birth'

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Disgraced former US President Richard Nixon told former aide Chuck Colson that he believed it was 'necessary' to abort mixed-race babies - in case they grow up to become over-ambitious presidential wannab...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

It was a horrendous scene on stage at the Oprah show. Disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had just been introduced to the audience when suddenly his eyes were filled with a strange, luminously evil, inhuman look and he started speaking with a...

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Funny story: Frost Nixon star reveals sequels

Frost Nixon star reveals sequels

Michael Sheen, the OBE'd British actor currently staring with Frank Langella in the multi-Oscar-nominated US film Frost Nixon, has let slip that he has signed up for a series of sequels. The first of these - 'Blair Nixon' reprises Sheen's role o...

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Funny story: Sir David Frost reveals Nixon interview secrets

Sir David Frost reveals Nixon interview secrets

Following the recent release of the "Frost/Nixon" movie, which recounts the interviews in which Sir David Frost interviewed former President Nixon in 1977, Sir David has today recalled some of the lesser known parts of the interview saga. Frost fi...

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Funny story: Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers. Hidden in Deep Throat's pape...

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Funny story: New Secret Nixon Tapes Reveal that Dick Cheney Was Dick Nixon and Vice-Versa

New Secret Nixon Tapes Reveal that Dick Cheney Was Dick Nixon and Vice-Versa

The two biggest Dicks in US modern history always seemed to have alot in common : Paranoia, potty mouth, vindictive and immoral have been words chosen often to described both. A new set of Nixon White House tapes and revolutionary voice identific...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story: Astonishing link between Nixon and McCain

Astonishing link between Nixon and McCain

The Washington Post has today reported on the unusual connection between Richard Millhouse Nixon and current Presidential contender John McCain. It seems that the disgraced late President has more than a few things in common with the senator from...

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

In the 1960's, singer Barry Mann asked the mystical and heretofore unanswered question: "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?" The previously unidentified man was also accused of putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong,&q...

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Funny story: Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"

Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"

Washington--Former U.S. President Richard Milhous Nixon rose from the dead today to announce his surprising upset bid to challenge Senator John McCain for the slot of Republican Party 2008 presidential candidate.

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Funny story: Clinton in Race Storm

Clinton in Race Storm

Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.

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Funny story: Nixon Returns from the Dead to Comment on Candidate Fred Thompson

Nixon Returns from the Dead to Comment on Candidate Fred Thompson

The former president is not impressed with the possible presidential candidacy of 'Law & Order' star Fred Dalton Thompson, who served (in the 1970s when he was 30 years old) as investigative counsel for the Senate Watergate committee.

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