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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson,: I never had a hero, I always wanted one, now my hopes, wishes and dreams are in tatters.

Jeremy Clarkson,: I never had a hero, I always wanted one, now my hopes, wishes and dreams are in tatters.

BBC, Top Gear, reports with regret the hospitalisation of Mr Jeremy Clarkson, chief dumbass presenter and almost loudest shouter. Hammond, loudest presenter, (for that is how he is addressed by his public school colleagues) is unable to go on alone.

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Funny story: Top gear to finish!

Top gear to finish!

Having been voted the nation's favourite programme of the decade, it may come as a surprise that the series will cease to exist after 2012. The main issue is funding; not only are the presenters, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond paid o...

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Funny story: Top Gear is Finished - Richard Hammond Refuses To Be Clarkson's New Dick

Top Gear is Finished - Richard Hammond Refuses To Be Clarkson's New Dick

The moment we have all dreaded is upon us - the Top Gear Triumvirate is to be sundered - and all because of a selfish action by Hammond. There is a sense of tragi-comedy about the news and the production team seems to believe that things can be pa...

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Funny story: Richard Hammond Lost in the Wilderness

Richard Hammond Lost in the Wilderness

The long anticipated brand new series of Top Gear started 2 weeks ago. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May have been recently filming more episodes for the fantastic 13th season of the hit BBC car show. The Challenge Producers of Top...

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Funny story: New Election Process for Speaker Announced

New Election Process for Speaker Announced

BBC Television have announced that the election for a new Speaker of the House of Commons is to be fully televised. Announcing the move, BBC Director-General Mark Thompson said that the plan would bring 'a new transparency' to the electoral proces...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in Sex-change Shocker

Jeremy Clarkson in Sex-change Shocker

6'5' "Jells" Clarkson hinted recently that he "might go all the way - you know, chop off the old todger, mount it on a plinth, award it annually in a 'prick of the year' ceremony. 'His Tonyness' springs to attention for the first one", he went on, w...

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Funny story: Top Gear in Live World Tour

Top Gear in Live World Tour

Popular petrol-heads, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, have decided to waste more TV licence-payer's money by doing a 'live' world tour. The trio have been compared to Compo, Foggy and Clegg of 'Last of the Summer Wine' fame. The t...

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Funny story: Hammond To Crash Again

Hammond To Crash Again

Richard Hammond of Top Gear has announced his intention to crash at high speed again. The diminutive presenter was involved in a near fatal collision after an encounter with a jet powered contraption.

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Funny story: "Top Gear" Richard Hammond's car accident blamed on "no tyres"

"Top Gear" Richard Hammond's car accident blamed on "no tyres"

A high level BBC investigation into the cause of the road accident last year that almost killed Top Gear presenter Richard "the Hamster" Hammond has blamed it on no tyres.

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Funny story: "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.

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Funny story: Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.

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Funny story: Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond was battling for his life last night as a TV stunt went 'tits up'. Hammond was driving the new Lotus Rocketfanny when he lost control and crashed.

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Funny story: Top Gear test drive world's first 4WD Fanny

Top Gear test drive world's first 4WD Fanny

BBC's Top Gear last night took the world's first 4WD Fanny for a test drive and claimed it was absolutely fanny-tastic!...

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