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Funny story: Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

In a shock announcement, actor Richard Gere's agent has announced that the star of such romantic films as "Pretty Woman" is to receive coaching on etiquette from English former nanny and Bad Girl of Celebrity Big Brothe...

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Funny story: Indian PM Orders: "Kill Richard Gere!"

Indian PM Orders: "Kill Richard Gere!"

The Indian government has issued a death warrant for Richard Gere, the aging American actor who showed disrespect to their culture last week.

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty serving saucy succulent snappy snacks!

Shilpa Shetty serving saucy succulent snappy snacks!

MUMBAI (Rooters) - Shilpa Shetty, the winner of reality television show "Celebrity TeleTubbies", will open a chain of Indian curry houses in Britain, a newspaper reported on Friday.

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Funny story: Richard Gere, could get banged up in Bombay!

Richard Gere, could get banged up in Bombay!

An Indian court has issued an arrest warrant for Hollywood actor Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty at an anti aids demo.

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Funny story: Gere in hiding as Indian arrest warrant issued for Kama Sutra acts of obscenity

Gere in hiding as Indian arrest warrant issued for Kama Sutra acts of obscenity

California - (Ass Mess): Greying Pretty Woman movie star Richard Gere was back home hiding behind the sofa at his Beverley Hills mansion today as Rajasthani prosecutors issued an arrest warrant naming him as as the perpetrator of 'an obscene act&...

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Funny story: Hillary to recruit Gere for new campaign assault

Hillary to recruit Gere for new campaign assault

Washington DC - (Ass mess): Impressed at Richard Gere's ratings jump following his public 'True Lies' tango-esuqe grope of Shilpa Shetty in New Delhi, Hillary Clinton is putting out feelers to recruit the Hollywood actor to do for her wha...

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Funny story: Gere flees to Kathmandu

Gere flees to Kathmandu

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): After causing widespread riots with Shilpa Shetty for his tacky on-stage grope at an Indian truckers' AIDS awareness fun raiser, Hollywood actor Richard Gere has fled to the Himalayas for urgent talks with his PR agent the Do...

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Defend-sh Gere

Shilpa Shetty Defend-sh Gere

Celebrety Big Brother winner and former nobody, Shilpa Shetty has been defending Richard Gere after the ageing actor tried to repeatedly kissing her at an Aids event.

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Funny story: Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Sobbing fans of Richard Gere were today were delighted when rampant locals switched their hatred, instead to the attention of 'India's favouritist Indian in the world ever' Shilpa Shetty.

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Funny story: Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".

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Funny story: Protestors torch Gere effigies after Shilpa Shetty snogging fiasco

Protestors torch Gere effigies after Shilpa Shetty snogging fiasco

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Furious protestors set alight an effigy of Pretty Woman star Richard Gere after he snogged and groped Celebrity Big Racist winner Shilpa Shetty at an Aids awareness rally in New Delhi.

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Funny story: Richard Geres penis burnt by Indian!

Richard Geres penis burnt by Indian!

Angry crowds in several Indian cities burned effigies of Richard Geres penis, a day after he swept up Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty in his arms and kissed her several times during an Aids-awareness event.

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Funny story: Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.

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Funny story: Actor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch

Actor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Richard Gere revealed in a letter published in today's Los Angeles Times that his pet finch, Atticus, had betrayed him and is "dead to me."...

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