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Funny story: Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology. For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se...

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Funny story: Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour. Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent p...

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Funny story: 100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds. Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design say evolution isn't science

Intelligent Design say evolution isn't science

Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science. "Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...

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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...

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Funny story: Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson. Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...

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Funny story: Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...

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Funny story: Dawkins to allow 1 Holy Bible per school

Dawkins to allow 1 Holy Bible per school

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and amateur theologian Richard Dawkins has today shocked the known universe by backing plans to allow a single Holy Bible in every English school. However fans of the bonkers professor need not fear, he o...

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Funny story: Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus. Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long. Although no-one...

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Funny story: Polar Bears are the latest evolution lie!

Polar Bears are the latest evolution lie!

Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold! Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bea...

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Funny story: Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered. The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...

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Funny story: Co-operation causes bigger brains - claim guess who!

Co-operation causes bigger brains - claim guess who!

By now regular readers of this reporters stories will detect a tedious pattern to my stories. There seems to be a remarkable trend in so called science reports which turn out to be nothing more than half baked evolution propaganda. Today's whimsical...

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Funny story: A Dawkins Victory?

A Dawkins Victory?

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins took part in a debate with Cardinal George Pell in Sydney Australia, and by some accounts did an admiral job of out debating the cleric. Dawkins is famed for his outspoken views on reli...

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Funny story: Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

The riddle of how our ancestors 'evolved' from moving on all fours to being bipedal has at last not been answered. A recent study, where 'evolution scientits' (not a spelling mistake)spent 14 months on holiday in Guinea, West Africa concluded that...

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Funny story: Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela Piñeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...

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Funny story: UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and heir of the slave trade Richard Dawkins last night shocked many of his disciples as he admitted that he couldn't be certain that God does not exist. This is the first time on record where Dawkins has hin...

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