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Funny story: Dragon's Den new line up

Dragon's Den new line up

The new line up for Dragon's Den 2011 has been revealed with a dramatic change to the cast of entrepreneurs. Richard Branson will lead the team but will limit his investments to anything that can be deflowered or is red. Gordon Brown will part...

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Funny story: Branson Sex Change Shock

Branson Sex Change Shock

Richard Branson has decided to change sex after his Virgin motor racing team scored 0 in the Grand Prix season. 'I took this bet' he explained 'that if we came last in the tournament I would take dramatic action. Now the time has come.' Richard...

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Funny story: Virgin flies to where no man has been before

Virgin flies to where no man has been before

He's flown to America, Asia, Australia and probably the North Poles. He's recently developed a rocket which will take him to the moon. Now Richard Branson is going where no Virgin Plane has ever gone before. A million people (Approximately o...

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Funny story: Richard Branson abandons kitesurfing English Channel crossing

Richard Branson abandons kitesurfing English Channel crossing

Sir Richard Branson abandoned his kitesurfing attempt to be the oldest man to cross the Englsh Channel kitesurfing. He blamed high winds, but the truth is, he hasn't quite got knack of the sport yet. He does need much more time training to perfec...

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Funny story: Richard Branson denies he has visited Mars

Richard Branson denies he has visited Mars

British entrepreneur, Richard Branson, is strenuously denying rumours that he has visited Mars, instead claiming that his two year absence from the media spotlight was because he was working for his company, Virgin Holdings. Branson is one of the...

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Funny story: Sir Richard Beardie to cure trains in UK as new train tzar

Sir Richard Beardie to cure trains in UK as new train tzar

With just months, weeks, days or even hours to the general election, Sir Richard Beardie has been drafted in as the UK's new Rail Tzar. In a move welcomed across party lines - although it must be said the zookeeper did warn in advance that the chi...

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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the "12 Colonies". The Virgin Galactic was just prepar...

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Funny story: Escaped Inmates Caught In Branson Attractions

Escaped Inmates Caught In Branson Attractions

Branson, MO-Four inmates who escaped from Oklahoma on Thursday were caught Friday in Branson. Because, if you ever escape from prison you should go directly to Branson, MO where dreams come true. The men were caught in pairs at different times of...

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Funny story: Great Train Robber To Remain In Jail

Great Train Robber To Remain In Jail

A Great Train Robber must remain in jail. A man of straw, speaking on behalf of the Government, said "He's never even said that he was sorry for what he's done. This is something that is central to this Government's policy on crime. If you say sorry...

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Funny story: Branson becomes Fosset

Branson becomes Fosset

Shares in Richard Branson fell dramatically today when it was disclosed that he is in fact the late Steve Fossett. Mr Branson, who has undertaken many daring feats for the sake of publicity has now admitted the ultimate publicity coup - that he in f...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...

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Funny story: UFO scuttles Sir Richard Brantub's transatlantic bid

UFO scuttles Sir Richard Brantub's transatlantic bid

Atlantic Ocean - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A low-flying UFO that dive-bombed Sir Richard Brantub's ocean-going Virgin Moneylender yacht was blamed today for the collapse of yet another transatlantic record bid. The craft was spotted tailing the 99...

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Funny story: Youtube - The Cinema experience

Youtube - The Cinema experience

Straggly bearded Multi-millionaire and train driver Richard Branson has unleashed a brand new idea on the world.

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Funny story: Branson in Bank of England bid

Branson in Bank of England bid

Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Group has launched an audacious bid to buy the Bank of England.

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Funny story: Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Publicity stunts and Richard Branson go hand in hand and so todays tacky unveiling of a 25 foot tall breast milk fountain came as little surprise to any of the assembled stunt weary hacks assembled in the 'Womb Room' at the new 'Breast Mi...

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Funny story: Branson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince

Branson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Mendacious Virgin Inter-Galactic CEO Richard Branson is in hiding today after the British Foreign Orifice released classified papers naming him as the bastard son of the Nazi Prince Charles Edward.

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Funny story: Branson "Helping Police" in Missing Data Fiasco

Branson "Helping Police" in Missing Data Fiasco

In a startling new development in Alistair and Margaret Darling's "Find the Data Discs" campaign, entrepreneur Sir Richard Branson has lent his help by donating £1 million pounds to help find the abductors.

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