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Funny story: Rhode Island Under Water, Patrick Kennedy Missing After Car Found Uspside Down Inside Flooded Bar!

Rhode Island Under Water, Patrick Kennedy Missing After Car Found Uspside Down Inside Flooded Bar!

After 15" of unprecedented rain fall, the state of Rhode Island, aptly named 'The Ocean State' continues to search for survivors, including Representative Patrick "Patches" Kennedy, son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy. The troubled representative...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Announces Plans to Secede from United States, Align itself with Zanzibar

Rhode Island Announces Plans to Secede from United States, Align itself with Zanzibar

Finally fed up with being classified as the America's smallest state and with the perceived lack of respect accompanying that classification, teeny, weeny Rhode Island announced plans today to sever ties with the other 49 states. With size in mi...

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Funny story: Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island Promises to Not Be So Embarrassingly Small If It Comes Into Contact With Earth

Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island Promises to Not Be So Embarrassingly Small If It Comes Into Contact With Earth

MILKY WAY - It was recently discovered by scientists that there is a 1 in 28,000 chance that an asteroid the size of Rhode Island can have a direct impact with earth within the next 30 years. While this may not sound like a big deal, mainly due...

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Funny story: Madonna Records A Tribute Song To David Letterman

Madonna Records A Tribute Song To David Letterman

BROOKLYN - Madonna, the self-proclaimed icon of icons, was in Brooklyn to inaugurate the brand new Madonna Material Girl Day Care Center. Madonna, also known as Mr. Madonna, for her hard line approach to business matters stated that there is no on...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Governor Says: Rhode Island Is For Sale

Rhode Island Governor Says: Rhode Island Is For Sale

PROVIDENCE - Rhode Island Governor Donnie Carcaluchi is saddened to have to say that due to the economic hardships that his state is facing he has no choice but to put the little state up for sale. At first the governor felt that closing down the...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured In Rhode Island

Osama Bin Laden Captured In Rhode Island

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - After years of evading capture Osama Bin Laden's flight has ended. He was captured by the Pawtucket Police Department as he sat in room 19 at a downtown Pawtucket Motel 6. Captain Payton Basilicatta of the PPD said tha...

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