New study out of The University of California, Berkeley shows evidence that 88% of the sunglasses you cannot find, or so desperately want to wear, are actually already on top of your head. Additional research shows that as for the other 12% of th...
Dr Moishe Pipick head of The Worldwide Center for Sexual Research at Berne University in Berne Switzerland stated today: "Our latest analysis of the causes of regressive behavior seen mostly in Christian Conservatives clearly shows that sexual re...
Following 40 years of analyzing viewer data, Dr. Moishe Pipick, the man in charge of Demographic and Psychographic Analysis and Research at the prestigious Berne Institute, announced today that his team has never seen such dysfunction isolated to o...
Well, I'm happy to say that drinking is under control in our household. When I say it's under control, I mean we drink under controlled conditions. And that control, as those of you who've read my previous article know, is the size of the drinking receptacle. I provide the link at the end of this article for those who missed the previous one so that you can also get your drinking under control. An...
Research is important because the results can be quite revealing. Studies have repeatedly proved that what is taken for granted by common sense turns out to be mistaken. The most famous example is, of course, the shifting from the geocentric to th...
Science Town, OZ Many people who state they wish they could return to yesterday or yesteryear were severely disappointed today when the results of the latest scientific studies were announced. "After much research, we have arrived at the conclusio...
Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago. When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of...
A 10 year research project which followed the lives of 100 families with children has shown that the answer to the question "how many times have I told you kids?" can vary widely. Lead researcher and mathematician Dr. Carl Fractal said he found th...
An extensive study has revealed that people who drink on a weekly or fortnightly basis with friends are in serious danger of enjoying their lives. Contrary to popular belief that alcohol just leads to health problems, fights and contracting STDs f...
Paris (Roto Rooters) - The French government has provided 10M Euros (almost $14M U.S. dollars) to Aix-Marseille University Faculty of Sciences to conduct a study to determine why water is clear. An additional 7.5M Euros was granted to conduct a simil...
Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released the findings of its most recent national research study. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that back in November of last year, they sent out research questionnai...
POCATELLO, Idaho - The Idaho State Department of Food Commodities has just reported that eating potato chips can help an individual lose weight. Sharon "Cookie" Buttonbush, 52, with the ISDFC stated that research scientists have just discovered th...
NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that The Milky Way Prophylactic Company, which is based in Long Island, New York, has announced it newest product. Company spokesperson Richard "Dick" Tarsonberry spoke with NFM's Durango Tucker...
Young children who do not exercise very much are more likely to perform better in exams as they grow up, according to researchers at the Institute of Obesity, Glasgow. Avoidance of exercise particularly helps girls do better in written exams in P.
NORFOLK, Virginia - The largest animal rights group in the United States has vowed to stop several animal research clinics from mistreating hamsters. Mimosa Ledbetter the executive director has said that she sent undercover operatives who infiltra...
CHICAGO - A year long study that was conducted by the reputable Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that in the area of basic research studies more research is actually needed. A highly respected representative with ADGA Bagby B. Buckleyb...
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