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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Funny story: Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werthers Originals, the delicious toffee based sweet, was today named in a government report as one of the main contributory factors in the rise of pedophile crime in the UK.

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

The myth of male dog owners being “macho-men” while male cat owners are usually perceived as a little more on the “wimpy” side has been perpetuated for far too long. Through exhaustive interviews, hidden cameras, and down-right good investigative work I have pieced together an earth shattering report dispelling every misconception previously believed on the subject of male dog owners vs. m...

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Funny story: Penguin Suicide At An All Time High

Penguin Suicide At An All Time High

A Report From Edward R Morrow...

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Funny story: Just some random thoughts, please don't report me to the authorities

Just some random thoughts, please don't report me to the authorities

BOB Legere of KWXN, Denver and Ted Wallace of WQRZ, Miami attempting to hold a phone conversation ..

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Funny story: Gravity Crisis "Imminent": Gov't Report

Gravity Crisis "Imminent": Gov't Report

Gravity. Ever since it was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton in 1666, we've all taken it for granted. But not for much longer, says a shocking report made public today by a little-known Government department.

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Funny story: Pequot School District Announces "C" Honor Roll

Pequot School District Announces "C" Honor Roll

PEQUOT, SD --- A report card that would have earned youngsters a beating twenty years ago will now earn them something else: a place on the honor roll. At least in Pequot, South Dakota. Superintendent of schools, Pat "The Freezer" Burn last Friday an...

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Funny story: US Postal System Nears Collapse!

US Postal System Nears Collapse!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the US postal system has been plunged into chaos. Too many streets and towns newly renamed after Ronald Reagan are to blame. Postal employees just don't know where to send the mail!...

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Funny story: Bush Goes After Crossover Democrat

Bush Goes After Crossover Democrat

Unconfirmed sources report Mr Bush's political strategy for re-election involves getting a crossover Democrat to vote for him in 2004. To achieve this goal the administration has compiled a short list of crossover voters to target.

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Funny story: US Marines To Form Gorilla Forces

US Marines To Form Gorilla Forces

US Marine Corps Commandant General Kraz Krazlak announced today that the Marine Corps planned to "recruit train and deploy when necessary" a Special Forces Gorilla Regiment which would initially report directly to the Marine Corps Commandant.

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Funny story: GOP to Alter State Boundaries

GOP to Alter State Boundaries

Unconfirmed Sources report new plans are in the works for nationwide redistricting. Troubled by stubbornly Democratic states, one Republican congressional leader stated "Direct action is required to insure GOP hegemony." On the heels of the...

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Funny story: In 'Moore' Trouble

In 'Moore' Trouble

19 May, 2004 Update from 'The Spoof 'report;'Walt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film' Ill-informed Reuters Hollywood reporter Ian Mohr announced today: "In the wake of Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" world premiere Monday, a new drama is develop...

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Funny story: Hard days night at the Diploma Mill (Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living)

Hard days night at the Diploma Mill (Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living)

When I heard that the General accounting office published a report this week stating that many government employees received diplomas from non-accredited schools who issue degrees based on “life experience” I thought wow what in the hell am I doing here sitting around like a slob when I could at lest sit around like a slob with a Ph.D. in proctology. Now take in mind there is no doctorate f...

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Funny story: "Flyin' Log" Controversy Rages!

"Flyin' Log" Controversy Rages!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the Flyin' Log controversy shows no sign of fading from the worlds' attention. The world-wide dilemma of what to do with the Flyin' Log has brought debate on all other issues to a halt. The UN has been in s...

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Funny story: North American Al-Qaida Franchise Up For Grabs!

North American Al-Qaida Franchise Up For Grabs!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the North American Franchise of Al-Qaida is now up for bid. The Local branch has been closed since 911 when the entire staff was permanently reassigned.

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